Best Pickup Line (Page 9)

ImNaN
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flamingred 
flamingred: for once keeping my mouth shut
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ImNaN
ImNaN: That's not what she said.....

😏
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simontemok
simontemok: Thank you Red
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WHlSKY
WHlSKY: Haa this is funny.
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ImNaN
ImNaN: Awwww it's ok, simon.
I still get where you're coming from. For all I know, you're a lifestyle kinda guy.
😝

Maybe d-bag was a bit harsh.
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WHlSKY
WHlSKY:
Simon, I have a question. If your one liner is as gold as you say, where are all these ladies to confirm?
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simontemok
simontemok: DEad , some of them lol, it was a long time ago lol
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WHlSKY
WHlSKY:
I'll go get the Ouija board brb
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simontemok
simontemok: I formed an online group "Grass Widows" married women with husbands that work away
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WHlSKY
WHlSKY:
And you've volunteered your time to assist these vulnerable women?
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simontemok
simontemok: They don't appear to be vulnerable or unhappy with a piece of warm meat inserted lol
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flamingred 
flamingred: a piece of warm meat...... how delightfully descriptive
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WHlSKY
WHlSKY:
You're sure full of the charms, Casanova.
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simontemok
simontemok: Tell it how it is lol

Politically correct is not my scene
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simontemok
simontemok: I have just received a pm from you two lol.......You have no friends online. one of you is lying lol
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WHlSKY
WHlSKY:
A pm from which two?
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ImNaN
ImNaN: "I formed an online group 'Grass Widows' married women with husbands that work away".


Epic!
I'm kinda liking you, simon.....

I judged you way too soon.

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simontemok
simontemok: ty for those kind words Im, it is amazing how many things break down and need attention when the hubby is away lol
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ImNaN
ImNaN: I'll take your word for it.....
😝
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simontemok
simontemok: leaking pipes
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ImNaN
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simontemok
simontemok: bedroom radiator not working
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ImNaN
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WHlSKY
WHlSKY:
"leaking pipes" is that a euphemism meaning that the 'ladies' are not really ...ladies?
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