Best Pickup Line (Page 7)

LoisS: Are you a ghost? Because I think you should be my boo.

LoisS: Want to watch a horror movie? I need someone to grab during the scary parts....

LoisS: If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.

ImNaN: Hi, my name is Windows.
Mind if I crash at your place tonight?

smfournier10: I have a cock and i have a knife. One of them is going deep inside you. Pick

flamingred: “My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”

diamondtim35: I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to finger fuck your shadow!

Motati: What? Sies man!

LoisS: I hope I am beside you when youre looking for a place to sit...

younglionel53: Its hot one today, must be the chemistry.

LoisS: Quick, give me your number before I dont want it anymore...

younglionel53: 9935586

younglionel53: How fast was that?!? Ask again, I try and shave a few seconds off that!

LoisS: I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

Motati: hahahahahahahahahahaha! All the time.

Wookie Dee: Hey girl, need some beef in your tuna?

flamingred: oh yeah .. wow.... that beef and tuna one will have a long line of women wanting that one .....so classy
NOT!!

The giant midget: Beef and Tuna???
wtf ?

flamingred: Amazing the nerve some men have when cloaked in anonymity

theHating: Lol ducking fumb

LoisS: *Do you have a CDL by any chance?

"Whats a cdl?"

*A commercial drivers license....for that absolute dump truck of an ass*

"I am a little insulted and a little intrigued ...

LoisS: Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face.

LoisS: Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me..

Motati: mmmmmmm! You go girl.

WHlSKY:
“Would you be in any way offended if I said that you seem to me to be in every way the visible personification of absolute perfection?” _ Oscar Wilde