Best Pickup Line (Page 4)

Motati: Yea Prof, but pick up lines are very exciting. It immediately tells what kind of a person you are, being able to think on your feet. One has to be witty. Few people can do that, and have the conversation rolling. I enjoy chatting with people like that.

I agree they can't be rehearsed, they need to be spontaneous.

LoisS: Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?

highincolorado: I always liked " Your Blue Jeans Are Like A Mirror, I Can See Myself In Them. "

LoisS: I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.

highincolorado: Whew! Lucky for me I am not single LOL. I'd be afraid, very afraid. Love these posts. Good fun, Have a great evening all.

Motati: Great! I always enjoy reading "Best Pickup Line"

LoisS: You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween..

LoisS: Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me "PumpkinHead"

The giant midget: Omg LoisS
Where you get all this stuff
Very creative

Motati: Indeed, she is very creative.

flamingred: here is a Canadian one
Are you a maple tree? Because I'd tap you!

flamingred: We can do coffee or have sex twice, either way I'll get you a double double

flamingred: Won’t you please open your Northwest Passage and let me hike your tundra?

Qrius: And flamingred comes thru with the triple-double!

Qrius: Damn Lois is hoarding all the pantydroppers!

ScarletPantherShade: Hey you! Didn't you know stealing things is a crime?! Mind giving me my heart back?

*puts glasses on* woah * takes them off* Woah! Even without these on I can see your beauty clearly!

Hey handsome, are you an electrician? Cause those sparks of yours are turning me on.

Wanna know the difference between me and your pants? You're in them instead. Wanna change that?

flamingred: Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

flamingred: Roses are red, violets are fine, I’ll be the six, you can be the nine

flamingred: Your lips? I kiss that. Your Body? l hug that. My smile? You cause that. Your heart? I want that.

legs apart.

Baby you’re so hot even my zipper is falling for you!

Did you get those pants on sale? Because they’re 100% off at my house.

The giant midget: Wow Miss Red , didn't know that you had a big philosophical side

flamingred: you dont know a lot about me giant midget , i am a complex woman lol

The giant midget: Can't judge a paper by its colours

The giant midget: Or something like that

flamingred: cant judge a book by its cover