Best Pickup Line (Page 4)

Motati
Motati: Yea Prof, but pick up lines are very exciting. It immediately tells what kind of a person you are, being able to think on your feet. One has to be witty. Few people can do that, and have the conversation rolling. I enjoy chatting with people like that.

I agree they can't be rehearsed, they need to be spontaneous.
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LoisS
LoisS: Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?
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highincolorado
highincolorado: I always liked " Your Blue Jeans Are Like A Mirror, I Can See Myself In Them. "
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LoisS
LoisS: I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.
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highincolorado
highincolorado: Whew! Lucky for me I am not single LOL. I'd be afraid, very afraid. Love these posts. Good fun, Have a great evening all.
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Motati
Motati: Great! I always enjoy reading "Best Pickup Line"
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LoisS
LoisS: You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween..
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LoisS
LoisS: Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me "PumpkinHead"
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The giant midget
The giant midget: Omg LoisS
Where you get all this stuff
Very creative
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Motati
Motati: Indeed, she is very creative.
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flamingred 
flamingred: here is a Canadian one
Are you a maple tree? Because I'd tap you!
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flamingred 
flamingred: We can do coffee or have sex twice, either way I'll get you a double double
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flamingred 
flamingred: Won’t you please open your Northwest Passage and let me hike your tundra?
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Qrius
Qrius: And flamingred comes thru with the triple-double!
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Qrius
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Qrius
Qrius: Damn Lois is hoarding all the pantydroppers!
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ScarletPantherShade
ScarletPantherShade: Hey you! Didn't you know stealing things is a crime?! Mind giving me my heart back?

*puts glasses on* woah * takes them off* Woah! Even without these on I can see your beauty clearly!

Hey handsome, are you an electrician? Cause those sparks of yours are turning me on.

Wanna know the difference between me and your pants? You're in them instead. Wanna change that?
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flamingred 
flamingred: Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
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flamingred 
flamingred: Roses are red, violets are fine, I’ll be the six, you can be the nine
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flamingred 
flamingred: Your lips? I kiss that. Your Body? l hug that. My smile? You cause that. Your heart? I want that.

legs apart.

Baby you’re so hot even my zipper is falling for you!

Did you get those pants on sale? Because they’re 100% off at my house.
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The giant midget
The giant midget: Wow Miss Red , didn't know that you had a big philosophical side
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flamingred 
flamingred: you dont know a lot about me giant midget , i am a complex woman lol
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The giant midget
The giant midget: Can't judge a paper by its colours
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The giant midget
The giant midget: Or something like that
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flamingred 
flamingred: cant judge a book by its cover
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