Best Pickup Line (Page 13)

flamingred: kind of an effective one lol

flamingred: You can call me the Titantic
As long as you let me flip you over halfway through the ride

flamingred: I like my women like I like my wine
Ten years old and in the basement

theHating: "See any other pirates around? Because I'd love to plunder your booty."

The giant midget: "" if you give me a ";(/ job in the parking lot now,I promise that I will be beside you ,on top of you and under you till tomorrow night

Motati: Wow The giant! It's going to be serious hectic .

khowell247: Go up to a woman you don't know and say fuck me if I'm wrong but don't we know each other.

LoisS: Im no fan of the ballet but you could be my nutcracker tonight...

LoisS: Hey baby, is your name Present? Cause I would love to lay you under a tree.

LoisS: Your shoe is untied. Let me lace that up for you so you dont end up falling for someone else...

craig_rodgers_09: How do you like your eggs in the morning fried or fertilized

LoisS: I get off work in about an hour. How about I get you off a half an hour after that...

LoisS: You would make a beautiful corpse...

craig_rodgers_09: Do you like porn ?

LoisS: Excuse me but could you help me with some directions...

To your house...

LoisS: You are interesting and attractive to behold, let’s have a drink together tonight and behold each other...

craig_rodgers_09: Are we having or what?

LoisS: Did you swallow a light bulb because Dayum you bright!

LoisS: You're looking sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde "witticisms" that has been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye...

craig_rodgers_09: I'd use your shit for toothpaste

LoisS: I would make out with your shadow on a wet gravel driveway...

LongDecember: Him: if you don't mind me saying , you remind me of the twenty letters of the alphabet.

Her: but there's twenty six letters in the alphabet.

Him: oh yeah! Silly me i forgot the U-R-A-Q-T.

Her:. Okay thats twenty -five
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Him::: if you like I was saving the D for later

LoisS: I was wondering if you were an artist because you were pretty good at drawing me in...

LoisS: Damn girl, you look like you know how to fold a fitted sheet.