Best Pickup Line (Page 11)

cchrishefish: My best pickup line is, I bet that I can get your skirt up faster than you can get my pants down.

LoisS: I heard youre the Grinch, doesnt that mean you have something that grows 3 sizes?

LoisS: I've checked my list twice and it says you are definitely not nice....I will send my sleigh for you.

cchrishefish: I am sorry for being Grinch.

LoisS: How do you feel when you open the fridge at night and the only snack is you....

simontemok: I feel that you must be hungry to choose me lol

LoisS: Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream...

ouweknar75: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you???

LoisS: Hey baby You ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

Motati: Hahahahahhahahaha! What?

flamingred: Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”

flamingred: Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”

LoisS: I could never have guessed you look way better in person than what I have been seeing through my telescope.

LoisS: You must be Cat woman cause the Dark Knight Rises when he sees you. (jeez)

LoisS: I find your lack of nudity disturbing....

Motati: hahahahahahahaha! Yessssss, I love it.

The giant midget:

@ nudity from LoisS
Hilarious

MsEcho_Yup: Let's roll play! You be Pinocchio and I'll sit on your face and make you tell lies!

Too forward, you think?

LoisS: You have such a banging body, the last time I had such a body to myself, I was stuffing it in a dumpster..

LoisS: I want to name multiple orgasms after you.

machetenew3215: I'd work 24 hours 7 days a week just so I could come home and kiss your cheek!!

flamingred: machetenew oh that is a cute one , too bad men never say it lol

flamingred: Ms Echo, just about every mans dream quote

LoisS: For $5 I will write "Yikes

" under one of your ex's selfies.....

craig_rodgers_09: How do you like your eggs in the morning fried or fertilised

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