Best Pickup Line (Page 2)

Fog Swept Glade: I like ABC gum, can I take over for the guy that was better than you?

LoisS: I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it.

samso_com44: A rising cock has no conscious... Almylv

Motati: Hahahahahahahahaha! and wait to be slapped!

Motati: LoisS you are so so good!

LoisS: I want to do with you what Spring does with cherry trees.

LoisS: I would crawl over shards of broken glass to suck the D*ck of the last guy who boinked you.

Angry Beaver: ahem

LoisS: *Cat Call

Angry Beaver: Meow?

LoisS: I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

Angry Beaver: *checks pockets*

LoisS: Its a pick up line not a question lols

Angry Beaver: It had a ? .... i got excited

Angry Beaver: I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Motati: hahahahahahahahahaha!

LoisS: If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple...

Angry Beaver: lol corny

LoisS: Most pick up lines are......

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Rodger r: Being said to me? Hi works as good as any. I'm disappointed in myself too 😞

LoisS: What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?.................My zipper.

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Motati: wow!

LoisS: You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

Motati: hahahahahahahahah!

LoisS: My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

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