Best Pickup Line

Qrius
Qrius: Alright folks let's hear it! I know all you Casanovas and Casanovettes out there in Wireland know a thing or two about the art of seduction. Now's your time to shine! The more original the better! So cmon, seduce me! ;D
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LoisS
LoisS: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again.....
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Angry Beaver
Angry Beaver: Just HAVE to be this smooth talking guy, with lines like this the sheilas'd be queueing up for him!:
christopherkilian605: you need my 8 inch cock up your asshole xxxxx, i will show you "sick"
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Motati
Motati: Typical, why should it be about the cock size?
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Angry Beaver
Angry Beaver: Because he's quite proud lol
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Motati
Motati: Oh! I see. Maybe he should consider being a porn star.
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Angry Beaver
Angry Beaver: He probs should, unless he was lying lol
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Motati
Motati: The sooner men realise that real women don't care about the cock size the better, love is more important.
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Angry Beaver
Angry Beaver: true dat!!
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Motati
Motati: I have noticed that some men who think that they have good size cocks are so full of themselves, they actually think that they are the best thing that has ever happened since the sliced bread.
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Angry Beaver
Angry Beaver: They all look bigger from up top tho tbh lol
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Motati
Motati: I suppose so.
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Harukii
Harukii: Even if there wasn’t gravity on Earth, I would still fall for you.
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LoisS
LoisS: Just because he has a big peen doesnt mean he will be good in porn.

Did you know that Betty White is older then Sliced Bread?

This has certainly taken a weird direction....
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LoisS
LoisS: "I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down."
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The giant midget
The giant midget: What was better before sliced bread anyway??
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Motati
Motati: good question The giant. I don't know.
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LoisS
LoisS: Did you get those pants on sale? Cause they’re 100% off at my place.
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The giant midget
The giant midget: Definitely not a pickup line
If I am so disgusting and being the last man on earth , why I am even looking at a below average door knob like you
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The giant midget
The giant midget: When did god started sending Angels like you to earth
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Motati
Motati: that's a good one.
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EpicStarDust
EpicStarDust: Hello Qrius, The art of seduction🥰 - to intrigue another and be intrigued! Your profile pic definitely intrigued me as it had me reminisce watching NY Mets/Phillies game at Citi Field.⚾️ A great weekend it was. Good times. I, myself, played softball for a few years as a pitcher. With your cute profile, I would throw you cookies and let you hit a grand slam!😁
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The giant midget
The giant midget: You are starting to look like honey and I am turning into a hungry black bear
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EpicStarDust
EpicStarDust: You’re right , Giant Midget – I have been feeling quite sweet 🥰 these days. At last my evening primrose 🌱flowered followed by the tiger lilies flashing their beauty. The garden is blossoming 🌸 with summer colors. And I love the pine scent 🌲 from that blue spruce I pass by on my walks. Sweetness is all through the air 🌬
(Edited by EpicStarDust)
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LoisS
LoisS: My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
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LoisS
LoisS: Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
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