What is your best pick up line? (Page 5)

scifilover
scifilover: If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
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USEtheUSER
USEtheUSER: lol...I would hold it upon you.
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scifilover
scifilover: Didn't I see you in gq?

Would you please help me and deliver me from temptation?
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scifilover
scifilover: Did you just touch my ass? No? Then what are you waiting for?
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scifilover
scifilover: I heard this one yesterday from a friend

Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart? Hahahaha
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scifilover
scifilover: Don't be so picky!!..... I wasn't. Hehehe
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Wild__
Wild__: You are hotter than salsa picante! Can I put you on my burrito?
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scifilover
scifilover: How about dip my burrito in you. Haha
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Wild__
Wild__: Dont make me book a flight! Oh how I would love to taste the forbidden fruit!
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scifilover
scifilover: Uh oh. You weakining. HAHAHAHAHA
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Wild__
Wild__: Lead me not to temptation, I can find it myself!
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scifilover
scifilover: Haha @wildman. I am sure you can. As you are pretty tempting yourself
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PureSilver67
PureSilver67: Your face or mine
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PureSilver67
PureSilver67: I'd look good on you
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scifilover
scifilover: @ puresilver Tough choice to be honest. Oops
Lol
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PureSilver67
PureSilver67: Girl to a Guy ...

Do you think that will fit in my mouth? (looking down )

Do you want to try?
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scifilover
scifilover: In addition to pure silver
I'll get the numbing throat spray..
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PureSilver67
PureSilver67: oh the guys have such choices scifilover!!
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scifilover
scifilover: @silver
I know!!! But we do have fun trying.
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PureSilver67
PureSilver67:

Hey do you like dogs or would you prefer pussy?
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scifilover
scifilover: @puresilver Question? Or a pick up line? Hahahha
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FUNky_Disco_Pants
FUNky_Disco_Pants: Lets play a game ....its called hide the sausage!
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al2584
al2584: just rude!!! lol
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Canadian Wolf
Canadian Wolf: yet fun
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scifilover
scifilover: Rude? I take offense to that. You saw the name of the topic!
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