What is your best pick up line? (Page 4)

scifilover: @wolf
Sleep? Come on!!!
@usetheuser yes, but you must buy me a new one and help break it in.

USEtheUSER: I have a Water bed, that needs your wetness ? lol

scifilover: @usetheuser how did u know I could do that?!? Haha

USEtheUSER: A bird told me. lol

scifilover: Uh oh. Not birdie!!! Don't believe him!

Canadian Wolf: Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

scifilover: Demos are always a good teaching tool. I am a visual learner

scifilover: You are so selfish, you are going to have that body
For the rest of your life, I just want one night!

Canadian Wolf: What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

scifilover: So come back to my place, if you aren't fully satisfied, I'll give you a full refund.

Canadian Wolf: Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children! For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

scifilover: That's funny! But can we have sex again?!?

USEtheUSER: I was thinking to open a erotic- porn column as a topic, so we can write ... lol

FUNky_Disco_Pants: fancy a shag?........works a treat!

USEtheUSER: bahahahahahaaa

scifilover: Makes me think of austin powers. Lol

USEtheUSER: Agent fuck AP.

scifilover: Would take a whole lot to get me to shag w him. Lol maybe a coma

USEtheUSER: LOL...well use you imagination in the case of necessity(think of others with eyes closed)

scifilover: Or..... In the case of hypotheticals. Cause everything here is pretend. For fun. So. Sure, what the hell. He will do in a pinch. Lol everyone is good looking with the lights off.

USEtheUSER: Oh, no...its too dark...turn the lights on...I want to see the summer in your eyes.

scifilover: Then you would turn them back off. Haha yikes!!

USEtheUSER: coool...I have an idea...lets put heart shaped sun glesses,, so we can see the world in darkness...lol

scifilover: Ok deal! No peeking!!! My heart shaped glasses have peek sensor!!! No soup for you if u peek!
Na, peek if u want to. Then lie to me. Haha

USEtheUSER: I/m very sweet liar...my lies are too sweet.