What is your best pick up line?

scifilover: I wanna know what pick up lines worked on people and what has worked on y'all. I think it would be fun to hear the answers. I just recently got "is that an autobot in your pocket or are you happy to see me?" I thought it was funny.

Space Lord 2012: 1. "How'd your taters turn out baby?"

2. "Hey you,drop that bottle of bourbon and come here and sit on daddy's lap"

3. "Would you like to go slumming with an experienced professional?"

All these..and many many more..

scifilover: I like the taters one!

I liked one someone said to me "how do you like your eggs cooked in the morning?" lol

Geoff: "Just call me God right now, it'll save complex introductions and will at least mean you're screaming my name later."

scifilover: How did u know I scream that? Oops?!? I like it Geoff.

Geoff: "'Smile and wave boys.' Oh, sorry, I was talking to your tits."

- If this one doesn't, at least, get you the chance to buy the lady a drink, then her sense of humour is so pathetic that she isn't worth it.

scifilover: At my age, if I got a compliment about my boobs I'd be elated. And it was cute. I'd take the drink

Geoff: "I'll have a double scotch - straight up., and the very attractive lady with the piercing eyes and wonderful taste in superheroes will have..."

scifilover: Crown and coke please.

scifilover: And thanks!

Kaotic_J: You know what would look good on you?

Me

Geoff: "That dress looks amazing on you.

I bet it will look better crumpled on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning."

Kaotic_J: Wanna go upstairs and fuck?

I said yes only cos im easy

scifilover: Kaotic: I have heard that one before. That's a classic!

Geoff: that's a sexy one, I have heard that one, and it could work, depending on who said it and how it was said.

I used to have an effective game. I used carry a miniature rubix cube in my purse and I would tell a guy of he could get two sides of it completed, I would buy them a drink. It was funny cause they would work all night. Lol

authorj: For a fat chick, you sure have small tits

SexiiEyez00: I had a guy once tell me "if you jingle my bells, i can promise you a white christmas"

Kaotic_J: Would you like freshly squeezed orange juice with your crepe suzette at breakfast in the morning?

sebtheanimal: Be my friend, be my very best friend.

sebtheanimal: Together me can eat ice cream and make fun.

sebtheanimal: ehh..we...it worx

~LoisLane~: If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me...

Is it hot in here or is it just you...

Kaotic_J: You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway

~LoisLane~: Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect...

You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear...

Kaotic_J: How about i order you a scotch and sofa

~LoisLane~: My friend over there wants to know if you think im cute....

You're looking sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde "witticisms" that has been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye...

xapim: oh my god, your dressed in red and black.....damn,you look like a coke bottle