The funniest way to dump someone

chowderbeast
chowderbeast: Hey if your lookin for that funny way to dump someone or even get out of some plans you didnt want to go through with, try www.ultimatepinkslip.webs.com. even if you dont wanna try out the service its still cool to check out..i thought it was pretty funny anyway..
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otcclass
otcclass: Sorry but I don't think there is anything funny about "dumping" a person that you said that you care about.
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chowderbeast
chowderbeast: its not just for dumping your partner...it works for other things too...like getting out of plans with a buddy or rescheduling plans...dumping is just an option.
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otcclass
otcclass: Sorry but I feel that honesty is the best policy... that way you don't have to try to remember the lies that you have told.
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AdventureGuy
AdventureGuy: Told her I met this girl a while back and she's really been bugging me lately. How could a break it off?
She says, "Just tell her you're with someone else."
So I told her, "Meg, I'm with someone else."
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Dan_Long
Dan_Long: Nothing to see here. Post deleted by user.
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smexyjoe
smexyjoe: The funniest way to break up with someone is during s^~. After you orgasm but before they have a chance to.
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Spirit One
Spirit One: doesn't sound very hilarious to me ,pretty twisted to call it off during s#y ,,,,,shesh! talk about rude coitus interruptus
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otcclass
otcclass: Spirit:
I agree with you totally.
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Spirit One
Spirit One: One has to wonder where some of these thoughts come from on wire ,must be a sign of societies moral decay
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otcclass
otcclass: spirit:
*nods in agreement*
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Dan_Long
Dan_Long: Breakups arent supposed to be easy. At least if you are a totall a-hole about it then you get a good laugh, and she gets the privledge of hating you for it. Btw, studys show that people recover from breakups quicker when they hate the other person instead of miss them.
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Guest
Guest: the funniest way to dump some1????

thats a bit harsh your not much of a man if you think things like that
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otcclass
otcclass: SA:
True. a real person (man or woman) would not wish to need a "funny way to dump a person" if they were honest with themselves and wished to be kind to the person they were "dumping".
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Nosferatu
Nosferatu: Just delete them from your myspace, facebook, or wireclub account.
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otcclass
otcclass: Nosferatu:
but that is not a sure way of "dumping" them..
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chowderbeast
chowderbeast: I think the funniest way would be to bake them a cake with the message written on it...its like theyd be mad but they would have cake...which begs the question do you still eat the cake?
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Dan_Long
Dan_Long: You could always bring her home for a "romantic evening" then once you get to buisness: finihsh as quickly as possible then roll over and go to sleep (no cuddling). In the morning kick her out as soon as you wake up, and if she asks for breakfast tell her "there is a McDonalds down the street".

You wont even have to do the breaking up yourself.
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Pandamonium
Pandamonium: I once had a huge party and got all my friends to come, then called gf and told her to bring her girls too. When her crew got there I told her we are through right infront of everybody. That was the coldest thing I've ever done but she deserved it.
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satsunmon
satsunmon: The funniest thing to dump anyone is to confuse them

:I love you honey but I dont really know........should we?Not I dont think so........maybe give it a try? who knows? why should I? Do you want to? Why are we together? Do you love me? I wonder should I love you too?
We have so much in common.......do we? would you choose me or should I choose you?
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_Ashton_
_Ashton_: Over the phone.
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Waldo
Waldo: A post-it on the forhead!
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Sweetie85
Sweetie85: How cheap...
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calybonos
calybonos: introduce her to her sister
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Waldo
Waldo: it works!

Its so low that she wont look at our face again!
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Cygnus_X_1
Cygnus_X_1: Homer Simpson said it best "Welcome to dumpsville, population...you.)
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