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gretle56: 1) New neighbors-
You and your spouse are new neighbors in a small town.
You are invited to a back yard barbecue.
You politely accept and are told to bring a covered dish and some brewskees.
Begin upon your arrival; there are a few other people there from the neighborhood.
My character- A middle aged gentleman with a lot on his plate. (Name-Daniel)

gretle56: "Hmm", Daniel looks at his watch as he flips a mangled mass of meat on the grill.
Dips a brush in thick red sauce and then smothers the meat with it.
He lifts his head up and over the smoke filled grill and smells a deep breath.
"Mmmm, smells great,, wonder where all my guests are at???

roddyqe: He takes a bite of his food and noticed an insect dead and half squashed on his plate, the meal becomes unpalatable, now what do I do, he exclaims to himself. Do I say something, what am I going to do with all this food, luckily there are only a few guests present, so he ............??????

gretle56: Daniel approaches Roddy and asks him if "everything is alright?"
He tells Roddy that the burgers are almost all gone and asks if he wouldn't mind helping him to bring more burgers and brew out from the storage room?

roddyqe: Roddy says sure and enters the store room through the back door and leaves through the front door heading straight home where starts his own BBQ. He phones his neighbor and tells him there was an emergency and would appreciate the use of his car along with $40.00, thinking the neighbor would say no, and his tracks would be covered, but lo and behold the fellow sends his wife over and she turns out to be a seductively beautiful women, scantily dressed with one sexy voice, although in shock he manages to...........................................................

gretle56: He manages to close his other wise gapping jaw.
"Look sweetie, you really do need to get that step fixed. I bout broke my heal on it."
Roxie leans on Roddies shoulder exposing a generous amount of cleavage, and takes off hers high heal shoe to examine it. Snaps a bubble with hers gum and then returns hers shoe to her foot.
"Now then she says, as she dangles a key in front of his face, how may I help you?"

Corwin: Just then they both hear a whooshing noise, and a big flying saucer lands in the back-yard.
Roxie rolls her eyes and says, "Oh man... not again.".

Purple six-armed aliens step out and use their paralyzing-ray on the two of them, then strap them both to the top of the picnic table with their roll of intergalactic duct-tape.
"Be gentle this time!" pleads Roddie.
As his left arm begins to get feeling back, he finds a half-eaten bag of M&Ms in his front pocket, and begins to shove them up his nose, one by one.

The aliens promptly remove the protective tinfoil hats that Roxie and Roddie had been donning, and began to probe their minds searching for old Gilligan's Island episodes. As the aliens had never seen season #4, this was of paramount importance to not only them, but the continuing survival of the rest of their species on Rigel 7.

Roxie farted loudly and began to hum the theme-song for Love Boat.
And the aliens danced a jig while making Jiffy-Pop on the still lit barbeque.

heston98: Bob, Roxie's husband, comes over to find out what is taking his wife so long at Roddies house.
He finds Roxie and Roddy asleep in the back yard. Apparently Roddy had gotten the wrong kind of gas for his grill. He had gotten some kind of sleeping gas that makes you have very strange dreams. Bob realized what was going on, shut off the gas, and carried his wife home leaving Roddy laying on the ground dazed and confused.