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IPutTheFunInFuneral: Scare the crap out of me.

MuddyBootz: hmm =( cant see what u wrote now ??? Dont eva do this postin thing xxx

IPutTheFunInFuneral: Okay....

Loup_: Once I remember being hit on by a man repeatedly in the apartment complex I was staying in at the time. He was incessant...being on the ground floor was bad enough in this icky neighborhood, but when he decided to look in my windows to sneak a peek, I came out one morning with two machetes and a crazed look on my face and said, "DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?!?"

It had the desired effect as I didn't see him again.

/end story.

Lari: lol loup
that is a great story

IPutTheFunInFuneral: And you wonder why they scare me.

Loup_: He was a creeper!

And just saying, "Don't do that anymore, I'm flattered but no" wasn't working.

IPutTheFunInFuneral: Either way, it still scares me.

Lari: i have a new machete, i want to try it with scared guys...

IPutTheFunInFuneral:

Loup_: If only there were different ways of dealing with weird potential suitors...like idk saying no thanks?

I don't use any machete on a nice person though. That would merely be sociopathic.

Lari: if "no thanks" was enough...

Loup_: ....then we wouldn't need machetes.

IPutTheFunInFuneral: Why not get a restraining order? Why violence?

Lari: it's because we are preventing that other girls don't go throw the same situation.

IPutTheFunInFuneral: Not really, eventually guys will just be like "I got a gun, want to see who wins?"

Lari: why would they want a girl after we used the machete?

IPutTheFunInFuneral: Stalkers are psycho?

Loup_: This just makes me wonder...

Who is the more psycho...the machete wielder or the person stalking?

IPutTheFunInFuneral: The person stalking if they continue to stalk after the machete?

Loup_: That is kinda masochistic isn't it?

IPutTheFunInFuneral: I never said the stalker was normal.

Loup_: Well if they're stalking...they can't be very normal come to think of it. Or really bored; or just lacking in common sense/social skills.

IPutTheFunInFuneral: Exactly, so maybe a machete won't scare them.

Loup_: Unless of course they have OCD and think about all those germs on the machete blade.

Or start screaming hysterically, "Noooooo I don't want tetanus!"

Lari: But if they had OCD they wouldn't want to change fluids with another person.