ELLA is fluent in.....

real or fake ella?: 1) english
2) sarcasm
3) douchanese

_CaNkER_: Actually, I told a fib. I can't speak 'english'. 'English' is effectivly that shakesperian rubbish...with questions about tea drinking.
I can speak 'Australian'. The only phrase you need to know about 'Australian' is:
"Aw Yeah".
The tone and inflection give it, its meaning.
i.e
1. 'Is that your car?' - 'Aw Yeah'
2. 'Should we bomb those fvckers back to the stone age?' - 'Aw Yeah'
3. 'I've got a headache' - 'Aw Yeah'
4. 'I'm annoyed' - 'Aw Yeah'
5. 'Hmm, need beer' - 'Aw Yeah'
6. 'Glug, glug, glug (drinking beer)' - 'Aw Yeah'

Questions can be answered, as well as statements. 1 phrase, multiple abilities.

Drakora: so Aw Yeah is the Aussie equivalent of Yeah Eh??

_CaNkER_: Not quite. "Aw Yeah" sounds like an answer, not a question (although it can be)

real or fake ella?: EH is useful on so many more levels than a question

_CaNkER_: Aw yeah....

sebtheanimal: FUKIT, I LOVE EVERYTHING, GOOD CLUB NAME TOO

real or fake ella?: lolol

_CaNkER_: Now that we've covered 'english', what about sarcasm?

real or fake ella?: highly fluent in sarcasm as well

_CaNkER_: No!, really!

CraziDuck: Nothing to see here. Post deleted by user.

real or fake ella?: oh come on now..................why turn a simply funny clean conversation into that
is there nothing sacred anymore..........................

CraziDuck: Into what? I speak several languages and was a linguist in the military for 20 years!

real or fake ella?:
u is funny

CraziDuck: I deleted it because I didn't mean to offend!

real or fake ella?: oh no offence i was yanking yer chain

CraziDuck: Grrrr

flickmcbic: I want to know what it said....