joke

nav_10: There was a church that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green Persimmons, (if you eat them they make you pucker, because they are so sour) and rub them on your breasts and maybe they would shrink in size. She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said:

"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my control we will not hath a thermon tewday."

LilyXSummer: hahahaha very cute, preacher caught red handed lols.....or should i say **red faced**

Kelz: The secret to getting rid of unwanted pubic hair is to spit.

Kelz: A bw~*$@^ is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!

neverready: Kelz to was funny about the blow job hahahahah

Kelz:

neverready: PMPL
That why old friend from high school always spitting

Kelz: its so funny. i had totally forgot i even posted on here. blew my mind when i read it again. I was like damn i am really profound at times

neverready: hahahah Your just you that's all.

Hope I didn't bring you bad memories?

Kelz: oh no never that. im glad of who i am

neverready: to you Kelz.
Some people are not happy of what they become.

Kelz: I freaking lol

Wild__: Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”

He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me, too! What franchise?” He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?” He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?”

He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me, too!”


Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over.