stupid blonde devilangel: A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"  Puddin: Never give blondes the coffee breaks. It takes too long to retrain them The blonde nurse took the red marker to work because she might need to draw blood!  dazza3672: a drunk man sits in a bar having a beer he turns to the blonde woman sitting next to him and says "want to hear a joke about a dumb blonde" the woman shocked looks at him and says me and my five team mates are all natureal blonds and also the english national kick boxing champions do you really want to tell us this joke??? the man thinks for a moment and then says no i cant be botherd to explain it six times  Will: santa,the easter bunny, the tooth fairy, a smart blond and a dumb blond see $2o.who gets it none,the first 4 dont exist and the dumb blond thought it was a gum wrapper | hobbies Chat Room Similar Conversations |
