any jokes? (Page 6)

zeffur
zeffur: Why do ghosts like elevators?
They lift their spirits.
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AntreasP
AntreasP: Many years before..

- My personal computer works great I log to Windows in 5 minutes.

- Today I have downloaded two songs from the internet so in a week I might burn a cd.

- Look, this website gives software for free. It might not be a virus.
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Mr bbb
Mr bbb: So a bat walks into a bar and the bartender say to him what'll be bat, and the bat says just water thanks as I'm already blind.
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Lilith___
Lilith___: What is the longest word in the English language?

'Smiles'. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters.
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The giant midget
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Leda Muir
Leda Muir: yo mama is like a number dispenser, people wait in line to get their turn
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Leda Muir
Leda Muir: What is the difference between a second chance care and your mom, nothing everyone once rode her
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Leda Muir
Leda Muir: Yo momma her ass is so fat, that the NASA knocked your door to close the hole into the ozone
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Leda Muir
Leda Muir: Why did a chick cross the road, she saw a cock on the other side
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Leda Muir
Leda Muir: One day i was as kid at a wedding granny came to me said lil girl you would be the next
Years past and there was a funeral i went to my grandma said granny you will be the next
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Leda Muir
Leda Muir: why is a police always so aggressive because po lice are weak and scared to get beaten
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Paradiddles
Paradiddles: What do you call a child with 1 arm. an eye patch, red hair and a lisp

Names!
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