any jokes? (Page 6)

zeffur: Why do ghosts like elevators?
They lift their spirits.

AntreasP: Many years before..

- My personal computer works great I log to Windows in 5 minutes.

- Today I have downloaded two songs from the internet so in a week I might burn a cd.

- Look, this website gives software for free. It might not be a virus.

Mr bbb: So a bat walks into a bar and the bartender say to him what'll be bat, and the bat says just water thanks as I'm already blind.

Lilith___: What is the longest word in the English language?

'Smiles'. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters.

The giant midget: Haha

Leda Muir: yo mama is like a number dispenser, people wait in line to get their turn

Leda Muir: What is the difference between a second chance care and your mom, nothing everyone once rode her

Leda Muir: Yo momma her ass is so fat, that the NASA knocked your door to close the hole into the ozone

Leda Muir: Why did a chick cross the road, she saw a cock on the other side

Leda Muir: One day i was as kid at a wedding granny came to me said lil girl you would be the next
Years past and there was a funeral i went to my grandma said granny you will be the next

Leda Muir: why is a police always so aggressive because po lice are weak and scared to get beaten

Paradiddles: What do you call a child with 1 arm. an eye patch, red hair and a lisp

Names!

laffer80: What do you call a fish with no eyes.

FSSSSHHH

LongDecember: A girl at the bar comes up to me and places a penny on the bar sniffs the air and asked "Do you smell something?" I shake my head no."there's a scent.". She placed another penny next to the first one and asked, "Do you see any fruit? I shrug my shoulders no. "There's a pear.". She puts down a third penny on the bar and asked"Do you see snakes?" Nope I say "There's three copperheads." Now she puts down a fourth penny and says" Do you see a car?". Again I shake my head no. "That's four Lincolns." She puts a fifth penny down, do you see a pussy? Now I'm just stumped, she blurts out "Well, for five cents you're not gonna!"

Whiteout568: Q. What are the 2 seasons in Canada:ca;

Whiteout568:

Whiteout568: Winter and July

nelld815: Why did the crab get arrested at the grocery store....he kept pinching things

Just_Bear: There was a Pom an American and a Aussie in a Pub Pissed as Braging about who's the toughest...

The Poms say He is "Watch this" and puts his finger on the bar and says to the Barmaid "Cut it Off'...The Barmaid grabs a Knife and Cuts his Finger off...

The Yank puts his hand on the Bar and Says to The Barmaid "Cut it off" and the Barmaid grabs a Cleaver and cuts his hand off...

The Aussies standing there Pissing himself with Laughter "Thats Nothing Watch This" and puts his Dick on the Bar...

The Barmaid says "You don't want me to cut that off do You" and the Aussie replies "No I want You to Pull it off"...

GhostWarrior: Pick up line "I have a PHD.... A Pretty Huge Desire to respectfully take you on a date."

Helens_back: 3 Guys got into a boat feeling happy, Happy got out the boat

man2pppp2: Someone called me by mistake... He wanted the manager to give him a day off... I gave him a week...!!😂👌🏻😴

man2pppp2: • • All people are afraid for their future, except me, my future is afraid of me...”🌝💔

man2pppp2: i Think about opening a pharmacy On all social networking sites Of the many people hurt there lol