any jokes? (Page 4)
Rainbow4ever: There is a meeting in the jungle for selecting new animal president. All animals are invited to join. All animals are at the meeting except one. Who is that? And why?
Rainbow4ever: so you put the refrigerator into elephant and then keep the refrigerator from meeting... hahahhaha
LonelyFarmboy: Rainbow, I bet its a difficult one, How to get the refrigerator out of there because my kitchen is without the refrigerator, I can't put all my food there now lol
LonelyFarmboy: Ya, as you can see, I'm poor now, no refrigerator, you started it, it was your mistake lol
No problem, you are still my friend lol
SilWantsRespect: A man thought that his wife was cheating on him. Since he didn't
have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he
decided to go with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named
The next day he received the following report:
Most honorable Sir,
You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He
and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree.
I look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She
strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I
fall off tree. I not see.
SilWantsRespect: A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times."
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps.
"One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
witch2012: witch2012: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? It's true what people say - we really do taste like chicken...
witch2012: A pick-up line that won't work: My AIDS test came back negative - wanna help me celebrate?
kinggary377: my wife bought me a mood ring and it really works when i am happy it changes colour to blue when i am angry she gets a red mark on her forehead