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Wild__
Wild__: Whats the hardest part about eating vegetables?
Getting them back in the wheel chair
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Wild__
Wild__: Why does Mike Tysons eyes turn red after sex?
Pepper spray will do that
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Wild__
Wild__: Vegetarian: Anchient tribal term meaning village idiot who cant hunt or fish.
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Wild__
Wild__: Whats the definition of indefinitely?
When my balls are slppin up against her ars, I'm in, definitely!
(Edited by Wild__)
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Pye Lush
Pye Lush: Here's a joke from Jamaica....One day a police man was on traffic duty in half way tree and saw a mad man masturbating with a condom on. so he approached the mad man and asked, "So what's d condom for?" D mad man looked at him as if he was d crazy one and said, "I don't wanna catch any STDs man!"
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faisol_banget
faisol_banget: ml aja bung...
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Pye Lush
Pye Lush: huh? English plz...
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Wild__
Wild__: Oh, now thats funny!
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bunji4445
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island_princess
island_princess: did you hear mr. an mrs. claus are getting a divorce, apparently she caught santa laying barbie under a tree
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frozenbunnys
frozenbunnys: This site.
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daxinzeng
daxinzeng: 大家好
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frozenbunnys
frozenbunnys: 0_o According to google translate that's hello everyone in chinese and a good landlord in japanese.
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hgfvyhyguy
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daxinzeng
daxinzeng: You got it.
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Wild__
Wild__: The best part of oral sex is some silence.
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LonelyFarmboy
LonelyFarmboy: The traffic police was once required to grow moustache as part of their uniform. A car was stopped by the police for a violation; the driver noted that the policeman had no moustache. Are you sure you are a traffic police officer; you have no moustache, asked the driver. The policeman raised his hand and exposed his underarms hair and said “Secret police sir”.
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oppekmfm
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Awilliams
Awilliams: So they offered bobby patrinos mistress a free flight first class anywhere she wanted and she said no thanks I would rather ride coach.....
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LonelyFarmboy
LonelyFarmboy: A man entered a pharmacy called the Guliver's. Pharmacy. He noticed that everything there was very big. The Panadol tablet was as big as a mobile phone. The cough syrup was as big as a two liter water bottle.

Astonished by the over sized medicines and their packages, the client decided to leave the pharmacy without buying. The pharmacist asked him why he was leaving without buying.

The client replied "Actually I came to buy suppositories, but I've changed my mind..."
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Nana __
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Nana __
Nana __: Two old ladies were sitting in church one says to the other my butt fellasleep the other one says i know i heard it snoring
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Nana __
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Nana __
Nana __: Two blondes were in there car heading to Disneyland they saw a sign that said Disney left, so they started crying and headed back home....
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