any jokes? (Page 3)
Pye Lush: Here's a joke from Jamaica....One day a police man was on traffic duty in half way tree and saw a mad man masturbating with a condom on. so he approached the mad man and asked, "So what's d condom for?" D mad man looked at him as if he was d crazy one and said, "I don't wanna catch any STDs man!"
island_princess: did you hear mr. an mrs. claus are getting a divorce, apparently she caught santa laying barbie under a tree
frozenbunnys: 0_o According to google translate that's hello everyone in chinese and a good landlord in japanese.
LonelyFarmboy: The traffic police was once required to grow moustache as part of their uniform. A car was stopped by the police for a violation; the driver noted that the policeman had no moustache. Are you sure you are a traffic police officer; you have no moustache, asked the driver. The policeman raised his hand and exposed his underarms hair and said “Secret police sir”.
Awilliams: So they offered bobby patrinos mistress a free flight first class anywhere she wanted and she said no thanks I would rather ride coach.....
LonelyFarmboy: A man entered a pharmacy called the Guliver's. Pharmacy. He noticed that everything there was very big. The Panadol tablet was as big as a mobile phone. The cough syrup was as big as a two liter water bottle.
Astonished by the over sized medicines and their packages, the client decided to leave the pharmacy without buying. The pharmacist asked him why he was leaving without buying.
The client replied "Actually I came to buy suppositories, but I've changed my mind..."
Nana __: Two old ladies were sitting in church one says to the other my butt fellasleep the other one says i know i heard it snoring