Did you ever notice that most nudists...

Under No Illusions: Are not the kind of people you want to see naked?

Why is it always old fat people??

ZombieNation: My mates missus goes and she is soooo HOT

ZombieNation: HOT HOT HOT

Under No Illusions: Yeah. She's the reason all the old fat pervs joined lol!!

ZombieNation: Na I haven't joined yet!!

Under No Illusions: Me either. But I'm not fat!

Under No Illusions: Old and perverted, but not fat lol!

ZombieNation: Well I weigh 10 stone @ 5' 9" soooo hmmm let me think

ZombieNation: but its too bloomin cold!! hahaha

Under No Illusions: What the hell is "10 stone" in real measurements??

Just kidding. I used to know the conversion at one point...

ZombieNation: er errr...don't know?

Under No Illusions: 1 Stone = 14 pounds. So you're rather slender at 140 pounds...

ZombieNation: Damn they won't let me join then

Eaton Busche: I'm 13 stones...........plus the 2 hangin in the basket betwixt me legs.

Where do I sign up?

ZombieNation: lol They wouldn't even notice ya at 13 stone There are women with breasts weighing more!!!

Under No Illusions: Yeah they will. That's how they get all the wrinkled old ladies to join!

Eaton Busche: Perhaps the extra 2 danglin in their face would draw a crowd?

ZombieNation: These women have lips that dangle more!! hahaha

Under No Illusions: Nothing like a day at the beach dipping teabags lmao!!!

Eaton Busche: Nom, nom, nom @ danglin bologna!

MJ59: Same reason fat chicks think leggings look good on them

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jonabbey54: Where are all the single naturist women

ray53young: The old fat ones are lonely.

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