sirfredrick_2000 Yes it does
sirfredrick_2000 Like Paul Harvey, Page two
sirfredrick_2000 I am here but tending to fire
shotgunport What kind of wood do you burn, mostly/
Aragonns Three men went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables, the best friends decided to stay off the strip in a not so lavish hotel and the guy that owned it had 18 daughters . So the first man went up to they're father and said "can I
Aragonns sleep with your 18 daughters?" the father said "yes." so in the morning the three men and the father had a conversation over breakfast the first man said "I slept like a pig" the second man said "I slept like a cow" the third man said "I felt like a golfer
Aragonns the father asked why? he said cause I got my balls in 18 holes source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/18daughtersjokes.html
shotgunport First time I heard that one.
Aragonns *@&@% breath, a lover's dread. Is what you get when you give head. Unpleasent as it tends to be. Be grateful that he doesn't pee. It's times like this you wonder why. You bother reaching for his fly. But it's too late, can't be a tease. Accept the facts, g
Aragonns get on your knees. You know you've got a job to do. So open up and shove it through. Lick the tip then take it all. Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl. Slide up and down, use your tonge. And feel the precum start to run. So when the #%~!'s he gonna cum
Aragonns Just when you can't take anymore. Your hear your lover's mighty roar. And when he hit's that real high note. You feel it oozing down your throat. Salty, fishy, sticky, nasty stuff. Okay already, that's enough. Let's switch you say, before you gag. And what
Aragonns your revenge, your on your rag source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/blowjobodejokes.html
shotgunport lmfao I heard that years ago and totally forgot about it!
shotgunport So funny!
Aragonns A little boy asked his dad whats in between mums legs and he says "It's paradise my boy." "Ok whats in between your legs" and he says "Its the key to paradise." And the boy goes "Well you better get that lock changed because that prick next door has a spar
Aragonns key. source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/betweenyourlegsjoke.html
shotgunport How many nails are in a lesbian's bed?
shotgunport None, everything's tongue and groove.
Aragonns Q: What's the difference between a @@!$! and a bonus? A: Your wife will always blow your bonus! source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/blowjobjokes.html
Aragonns Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance? A: Women don't get blowjobs while they're driving source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/blowjobjokes.html
Aragonns Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Johnny says " Mas-ter-bate." Ms Hall smiles and says, "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthf
Aragonns mouthful." Little Billy says, "No, Miss Hall, you're thinking of a blowjob
shotgunport I've satisfied a lot of waitresses with just the tip.
shotgunport I heard one the other day, "I may never have killed a mountain lion with my bare hands but I've choked a few cougars."
shotgunport The shit people come up with lol
Aragonns Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions
Aragonns What do a &%& and a Rubik's Cube have in common?
Aragonns The more you play with it, the harder it gets
shotgunport This is gonna sound totally gay but I can actually solve a Rubik's Cube lol
Aragonns Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Aragonns He only comes once a year
Aragonns What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Aragonns Hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob
shotgunport lol okay
shotgunport I'm gonna try to get some sleep, catch you both later.
sirfredrick_2000 Ok, have a good sleep
sirfredrick_2000 You have a good night Ara
BlessYouFriend hi and enjoy your day all
sirfredrick_2000 How are you
ghostyHellonheelzz okay ty... feel still kinda draggy
sirfredrick_2000 How come?
ghostyHellonheelzz slept rough lol
sirfredrick_2000 I hear you
ghostyHellonheelzz the snoring was intense in my bedroom
sirfredrick_2000 OH no
ghostyHellonheelzz yeah between husband and the dog... i got dual snoring echo in the bedroom
sirfredrick_2000 Poor thing
sirfredrick_2000 I had that prob years ago
ghostyHellonheelzz well afterfour years youd think id be used to it.
ghostyHellonheelzz but nope
sirfredrick_2000 Yea I know, right
ghostyHellonheelzz drinking tea right now.. i almost passed out in my chair
sirfredrick_2000 If you that tired then lay down for a while
sirfredrick_2000 I am in here cause I have nothing better to do
Aragonns <<<<<<<<< Aragonn sleepi g dont disturb unless your maddie
sirfredrick_2000 3Hey no prob here
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