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27 Casually dating Male from Annapolis       40
         
"I am my own heaven and hell" -Von
I love my pug, bacon, visiting different parts of the world, and humor.

If you don't have character than I don't care how pretty you are. My glass may be half empty but that's because I'm shotgunning and you need to catch up!

Celtics all the way. Physical medicine 4 life.
weeTARD
weeTARD: i hate the celtics.
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ZebraMachine
ZebraMachine: I am an EVIL CUPCAKE.
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Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO
Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO in reply to ZebraMachine: All u say???!!!!.....I got some great thongs that would fit u..take pics right...my ghost would be watching u!!!!
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ZebraMachine in reply to Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO: Your ghost will be mad about how good my butt will look in your thongs.
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Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO
Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO in reply to ZebraMachine: ......it's ok...at least I would get to see ur butt!!!!!
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ZebraMachine
ZebraMachine: Ugh...just watched that scene in Supernatural where the guy threw up 2 razor blades and died with one in his throat and one in his stomach...
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Pepe Le Pew
Pepe Le Pew: hahah! Just wait, it gets better.
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Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO
Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO: wait wait u watch Supernatural>>>>??????
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ZebraMachine
ZebraMachine in reply to Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO: Im watching it right now actually lol.
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ZebraMachine added new images to his gallery My Images 7 months ago Report
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ZebraMachine changed his profile picture: 7 months ago Report
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Pepe Le Pew
Pepe Le Pew: Glad to see you're still alive!! Cute puppy
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lishous
lishous: So cute Ive missed your face x.
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ZebraMachine added new images to his gallery Tat update 7 months ago Report
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ZebraMachine changed his profile picture: 1 year ago Report
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4urEyezOnly
4urEyezOnly: Yeah I know the feeling Job,Kids,etc.
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ShamShamisWow
ShamShamisWow: Shut up -___-
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Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO
Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO: i told u to eat those veges.....now look wat's happened to your arm!!!!
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ZebraMachine
ZebraMachine: Why aren't my buddies on when I get on anymore. Am I not getting the get-together memos? I'm just gonna have to take drastic measures...
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Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO
Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO: tsk tsk come better Zeb.....we know, u know that is a fib!!!!!
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ZebraMachine
ZebraMachine: well then, i need a memo stating when whoever is going to be on. I don't do full moons or any days involving a zombie apocalypse or when santa comes to eat small children. Otherwise, i can be on at any time kinda sorta maybe.
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Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO
Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO: we need u here on full moons...that's when the howling begins.......andddd on halloween..cause cause.....just cause......Mia will answer that one....she forgot to remind me why on that one!!!! Hmm your sorta .and.maybe..... sounds kinda shady and fishy......i think we are losing u to that masseues that make u relax..getting attached there buddy?????? ....!!!!
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ZebraMachine added new images to his gallery Tat update
5 New Pictures added to Tat update
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PandaSneeze
PandaSneeze: im having a headache and decided to perv on you lol XD
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ZebraMachine: do you always perv me when you have headaches? lol
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ZebraMachine: Im buying a 36 piece sushi/sashimi meal meant for two but Im eating it by myself. Am I lonely or just a monster?
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MiaSays
MiaSays: does it make me a weirdo to get turned on by this statement? ... idc .. im totally turned on
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ZebraMachine in reply to MiaSays: Your sexuality is evolving everyday. What have you become? lol
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Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO
Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO: it means u are totally... "greedy"..haha......!!!!!!
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ZebraMachine added new images to his gallery Firefly Festival: Like a Boss.
29 New Pictures added to Firefly Festival: Like a Boss.
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alexaa_
alexaa_: seems like great fun
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ZebraMachine in reply to alexaa_: I definitely had a blast!
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Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO
Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO: Zeb.....looks awesome!!!!!!
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ZebraMachine: Music Festival...success.
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ZebraMachine
ZebraMachine: You invent these emoticons don't you?
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MiaSays
MiaSays: lol i totally did
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ZebraMachine: I highly don't recommend eating a brownie sunday in the middle of a 4 mile run in 95 degree weather.
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ZebraMachine
ZebraMachine: Imagine me shirtless while perched like a gargoyle next to a ice cream store with brownie on my face.
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the lunar child
the lunar child: I got stuck at the imagining you shirtless part. I suck at this game.

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Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO
Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO: OOOh shit gargoyle.....and brownie:licks:....!!!!!!
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ZebraMachine added new images to his gallery Ireland...it's whats for dinner 12 months ago Report
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kitten
kitten: nice
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LisaAnne
LisaAnne in reply to Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO: Rock on Untameable for that comment
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Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO
Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO: haha ty lisa...I better before he comes on and sees that comment though!!!!!
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MiaSays
MiaSays: lmao trini im good huh?
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ZebraMachine
ZebraMachine: It's time...to return.
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ZebraMachine added new images to his gallery Ireland...it's whats for dinner 12 months ago Report
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PandaSneeze
PandaSneeze: niceeeeeeeeeeeeee miss ya!
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Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO
Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO: that place looks beautiful...ahem so do u!
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ZebraMachine
ZebraMachine: When I'm in nature, I'm in my element.
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ZebraMachine added a new image to his gallery Almost Summer 1 year ago Report
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ZebraMachine: My sister and I at her engagement party.
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PandaSneeze
PandaSneeze: twin! :O ahaha
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ZebraMachine
ZebraMachine: I get that a lot but she's not my twin lol.
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Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO
Ooo_ T R I N I _ooO: AWWWSSS..this one's cute!!
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PandaSneeze
PandaSneeze: ok this pic is sexy ahaha
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