This is aura's turf.
Ummm... does "Taken" not mean something to you?
Geoff: It will apparently be 60,000 years before the next ice age -
It's nice that astrophysicists can tell us these things.
We've got one of three factors in place for an ice age - the other two are at their most anti-ice-age.
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Geoff: The motto of the CIA comes from the King James edition of the bible
"The truth shall make ye free."
PTerry used this as the motto of his first fictional newspaper - and made it humourously say "The truth shall make ye fret."
Which is more apt than the CIA extolling the virtues of truth.
Geoff: "I can't find the 'Upcoming events' page on my website - I can see the admin page to add events, but I don't know where the public will find them!"
"Um... click where it says 'Upcoming events'"
"I can't get Office 365 to read my email"
"Um... add it as a connected account. As it was explained in the email I sent to you with the screenshots showing you /EXACTLY/ what to click"
Created a YouTube account for customer, sent the credentials to him three weeks ago - "This doesn't work, every time I try to sign in, Google asks for my username and password."
Geoff: The last time I listened to this song - (And I have commented on the personally emotional power of songs) - it meant "Dude, you fucked up".
Now - having been subjected to having to sing it - It took on a new meaning. A meaning that I will carry.
It means, "Dude, you've found the right one - don't fuck up again"
Geoff: Good morning all of my lovely friends.
And all you buggers who somehow made it onto my list and I've not had sufficient reason to defriend you get. You know who you are.
Geoff: Someone sent me this as proof of God's existence.
Not sure who is being trolled
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Geoff: There is a major difference between not know what is going on (schizophrenia, Alzheimer's) and not being to understand what is going on (psychopathy)
One group is just frustrated and angry - the other; doesn't understand what angry is.
Geoff: Right now, if I had the money - I'd travel the world giving a lot of my friends hugs.
So many of you need a good hug.
Admittedly, that's not the first stop I made. But in a few weeks... OK, months; I'd be heading around and handing out hugs to people who needed them.
**Heads off to check his lottery ticket**
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That was nice.
Started off my brothers come to me because they're worried.
Now they are going around the town telling people that if they piss me off, I'm going to kill them.
Neither of you are drummers, guys!
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Geoff: Voytek the soldier.
I always knew there was a reason I liked the Poles.
(Too big for Wire)
Am I the only person who doesn't make a connection between fast food and Xmas? Or is it a cynical marketing ploy? Or rather, is it JUST a cynical marketing ploy.
Geoff: Doing a website for a blacksmith in exchange for a suit of beska'gam.
Now, I need to do a website for someone in exchange for an electric guitar and a couple of lessons.
The two combined will be unstoppable.
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Geoff: "Ten years from now, no one is going to care how quickly the books came out. The only thing that will matter, the only thing anyone will remember, is how good they were. That's my main concern, and always will be." - George RR Martin
I have a box to trade.
I have a box, but it doesn't do what I need it to. I can paint it blue if anyone has what I am after.