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69 Divorced Male from Juniata       249
         
tenderralph
tenderralph: Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat.

The first kid says, “My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes,
he hides underneath the bed.”

The second kid replies,”Yeah? Well, that’s nothing. My dad is so
scared that when my mom has to work the night shift, he sleeps with
the lady next door.”
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Queen_Carlsberg
Queen_Carlsberg: LOL...omg... ...can i steal this, please..ralph??
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tenderralph
tenderralph in reply to Queen_Carlsberg: You can steal any thing I have except my virginity and I will give that freely.
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sky_deep
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smelly 500
smelly 500: when right time, right place, and right mood all come together...a boring wife is nothing but a total liability.....
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