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69 Divorced Male from Juniata       249
         
tenderralph
tenderralph: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes
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tenderralph
tenderralph: Did I leave some thing out.
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sky_deep
sky_deep: Wow..I didn't realize men had such a hard job..
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tenderralph
tenderralph: You do keep us busy.
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carolinagirl2
carolinagirl2: you men are so dramatic!
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sassyone791
sassyone791: Raloh Ralph Ralph tsk tsk Id be glad with a man that did half
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tenderralph
tenderralph in reply to sassyone791: Then you are a keeper.
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poodle crazy
poodle crazy: Hilarious and so true
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ChexMix
ChexMix: I disagree with you as any woman would because aside from cooking for you we also have to be your housekeeper, nurse, seamstress, financial planner, we have to tell you where you left everything, a nurse, barber, mother to your children, mistress, purchaser of your clothing, the groceries to cook for you, your cheerleader, teacher, laundress, companion, friend, mother, decorator, personal stylist, and the list goes on...so stop stressing me out and give me your wallet and pick up your socks and underwear and while you are at it will you put the seat on the toilet down, stop farting and picking your nose. and sit up straight, your posture is terrible and stop looking at those girls over there. Stop treating me liker an object and grow up. Men! always drama drama drama!
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tenderralph
tenderralph: And I still never got laid.
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sky_deep
sky_deep in reply to tenderralph: ..me a river..lol
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ChexMix
ChexMix: ralphie only if you are an egg
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KitCat10
KitCat10: a man also has to accept all pets and odd friends having extened visits and a very good sense of humor
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samanthagabriella30 10 years ago ReplyReport
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Nicorrette
Nicorrette: I like all first 5 than 22-good father,49-not look at other girls and 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
*birthdays
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brazillianhearted
brazillianhearted: WOW! The women that gets that she must be blessed!!!!!!! I sure don't get that due to how I am the one who ends up being the mommy etc to the guy and in the past payed for his friends to go club n drinks. So,not all Women have it the that you think it : /
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smelly 500
smelly 500: Ralph...u almost got them all....but there are more than 53 for sure...mind reader is another....I have yet to master that one....always something everyday that I am insensitive to
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Adrienne____
Adrienne____: What about men..
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tenderralph
tenderralph in reply to Adrienne____: It says in the first 5 listed.
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Adrienne____
Adrienne____: I don't believe you get it Tenda....
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