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tenderralph
tenderralph: While walking home from school one day, little Johnny sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going into the woods. Somewhat curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. He finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.

“I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to see what was happening and I saw and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy….”

At this point, his mother had an idea and cut him off, “Johnny, this is such an interesting story. I think you should save the rest of it for supper time because I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.”

Later that night at the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car going into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat and, “Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
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Thumbilina
Thumbilina: Oh my...Out of the mouths of babes!....
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Thumbilina
Thumbilina: (p.s.)...You never know who's watching!
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smelly 500
smelly 500: Yes Ralph, someone always watching for sure...here on Long Island my neighbor super-model Christie Brinkly's small son, Billy Joel's ex, was told by the son that daddy, her husband, Peter Cook has a girl whom daddy likes very much. He then showed Christie on daddy's laptop what he meant....pics and videos of daddy masturbating online to many social female "friends"....was great evidence in divorce that followed...even though daddy in court stated...."I hardly knew these girls, just masturbated in front of them....Hall and ZOates....."prying eyes are watching u, watching u, watching u.....LOL
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