ChaCha8: "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Dennae: It's not pining, it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker!
This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace!
If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It's metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off the mortal coil, rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible.
Songbird_nz: Dead Parrot sketch! "I've had a look out the back, and we're fresh out of Parrots!" "I see! I see! I get the picture!" "I've got a slug!" "does it talk?" "Yup!" "Right, I'll have that then!"
ChaCha8: Minstrel: [singing] He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off And his penis...
"And so it is my liege that we believe the Earth to be banana shaped"
Tell me your favourite quotes!
It's not pining, it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker!
This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace!
If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It's metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off the mortal coil, rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible.
This is an ex-parrot!!
Sir Robin: That's enough music for now, lads.