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37 Widow/Widower Female from Wellington       691
         
Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: Dear thighs,

Yes, I'm already incredibly aware of your existence, so you don't need to radiate so much pain all the time that it not only hurts to stand up, but hurts to sit down. Please behave yourselves so I can get back to normal life, and not wuss out on my exercises.

K thanks!
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Fumb_Duck
Fumb_Duck: From your thighs only, we understand your plight
From your thighs only, we hear your moans and groans and cries
You can soak in Epsom salts, and make us feel brand new
We never hurt until you went cuckoo (on the exercises)

From your thighs only, only to you
You'll feel what no one else can feel, and now the pain is real
From your thighs only, only to you
The rest we know you'll seek to give, the aspirin is great medicine
Only take two, Only take two

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carlos998
carlos998: Fumb, that was genius...haha
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Songbird_nz
Songbird_nz: Holy crap...
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