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I Forgot My Name in reply to PaleBurnedAcid: Does deviant behaviour count if it's all in the mind? Because if it does I'm the Marquis de Sade if it doesn't I'm Pee Wee Herman I went to see Nick Cave, that's what I did and he sang my new best favourite song in the whole wide world (for now)
What did you get up to on your day off?
PaleBurnedAcid: Oh you told me about this. In In Brighton? I didn't realise it was this weekend. I hope you had the bestest time.
I did nothing all weekend. It was stormy here so I stayed in by my fire.
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PaleBurnedAcid in reply to I Forgot My Name: Stop being over dramatic. You are a wreck already. I plan to relax and go a darker shade of pale and read loads of books and leave the island of Lanzarote as I found it.
Stay out of trouble.
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PaleBurnedAcid: Since you entertained and amused me so much this morning, I have decided to leave you my "special brownies" and also a basket of muffins. (Well a tuberware box actually) .
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PaleBurnedAcid: That sounds like a wonderful evening. I hope you will let me return the gesture and wash you up and down and side to side. I do give a good shampoo. I think a good frolic through the fields would be invigorating and dare I say it romantic. Never fear my good man there are sheep aplenty where I live and plenty of worrying locals too. (I am the lest worrying of the bunch)
I love champagne, and I am sure that it is chilled by now. Should I bring a lobster? (or is that too kinky for you?)
I Forgot My Name: I was planning to hop in with you I just didn't want to be too forward, I'm like a vampire I have to be invited in then it's neck sucking all the way! or whatever, doesn't have to be the neck.
As far as lobsters and kinky goes I'm open minded and don't really think of anything as kinky it's just stuff that other people are afraid to try, you gotta try most things at least twice or thrice, let's play it by ear and see where the evening takes us.
For now, I'm off home to groom anything that might need grooming in preparation
PaleBurnedAcid: You are always invited that is a given Let the sucking begin I agree that one has to try things a few times to decide if you likes it or not, one should not be too rash in ones judgements. I am very open minded and I feel we should go with the flow.
Have a good weekend, and don't go crazy with the razor and shave your eyebrows.
PaleBurnedAcid: Was rooting around in a cupboard and found a old spar shopping bag. I will leave to you in my will.