I'm mischievous, sarcastic, and a good bud to have. If you can put up with an occasional pain in the butt, I'm your gal (P.S. if you belived I was a 7 foot black person.......)
miss_chievious_: I fell asleep on top of a table today.....Never been so tired in my life What's everybody up to?
miss_chievious_: Sticking your hand into a pair of jeans and finding money is a wonderful feeling....up till' that person screams at ya.
bigboy2440: i blame you, i mean you're never on chat anymore hahaha. well i wouldnt suggest sticking your head in the sand, i feel like itd be pretty hard to breathe lol. oh things are going. just cant wait to graduate. pretty excited for that
miss_chievious_: Lmao whoa, words I'm all to familiar with "I blame you" Well hey send me a msg some time then, I only have the time to respond to those now. You graduate this year I take it?? Congratz on that...what are you planning on doing after that?
miss_chievious_: I'm goin get my butt kicked one of these times =P Some GreenPeace freaks where trying to "convert people" and they picked a fight with the wrong chick...Here's how it went, verbatim...
Green goon: "Hey, wanna take a moment to help save the world?"
Me: "The only thing you have to be concerned about is my plans for world domination, conquering the planet with my army of robotic chickens"
Green goon: "Ok, well you have a terrific day polluting the earth with your hot air"
miss_chievious_: Sorry we can't hang out, my brother's, friend's, sister-in-law's, insurance angent's, cousin's, roommate's pet goldfish died. Maybe next time.
miss_chievious_: If I were stuck on a deserted island and could only bring one thing, I would bring Dora. That girl has everything in her backpack.
miss_chievious_: Life lessons i've acquired over time that have served me well...Always go with your gut...Never trust anyone who says "trust me"...Never steal another womans man...Never look a cross dresser in the eyes (don't ask)...If you're forced to talk to someone you hate, casually find the things that they hate and bring them up constantly...That conversation won't last long...Oh and last but not least, never say anything about someone behind their back that you wouldn't say straight to their face. BAM Moriah's guide to being awesome..you're welcome
miss_chievious_: The war between sexes continues, but unfortunately it may come to a fatal end...too much fraternization with the enemy.
miss_chievious_: Single worst day this year!! grrrr anyone else fed up with how humans treat eachother? we can wallow in anger together...