 Friends         | I came into this world with a ribbon wrapped around my torso with a card that reads "From: God To: Women". I didn't come with a receipt so I'm not refundable. Sorry. Money may not grow on trees, but my 2 cents are always free. I have a tendency to say what others are thinking but don't actually say. Telling it like it is since 1984.  BillClintonsCigar: I missed you! 5 months ago • Report • Link  1  MikeZ: I didn't even know you liked me. haha 3 months ago • Report 0  BillClintonsCigar in reply to MikeZ: Well, I certainly don't hate you. Obviously you were one of my favorite people at one time. Ah those were the days 1 month ago • Report 0  Heather26FL: So I was in Costa Maya this week and saw what appeared to be your doppelganger......it was really weird, but made me think of you.....so I thought I'd say hi. Hope everything is well with you View all 6 posts  Heather26FL: Ah so you quit the printer help desk to give Mayan ruins history tours, huh? Who knew The trip was so much fun.....wish I wasn't back yet. How have you been? MikeZ: haha Nah, I'm still there. I need a new job. There's nothing left for me to achieve at this job I wish I was Costa Maya. What did you do on your trip? Heather26FL: If you're bored with your job, why don't you post for something else? That's what I did.......I start my new job next Monday. And I did everything, except see Belize because 4 people got killed the day before I got there so they wouldn't let us go very far into the city.  MikeZ: Has anyone had something that gone horribly wrong and felt like there's nothing to do but to just laugh at themselves? MikeZ: So I was working behind the bar and this drunk dumps salt all over the bar top. I'm wondering what he is doing other than making a mess. So I grabbed a card and scraped up the salt to make a line. Then I laid down a straw next to it for him. I was really hoping he was that drunk. That would have made my night. MikeZ: Wireclub gave me the celebrity badge. I'll be signing autographs later. Form a straight line please. View all 4 posts Heather26FL: Didn't think I had it in me to poke fun at you? Oh Mike.....I thought you knew me better  SummerGuo: hi,MikeZ i am Chinese,nice to meet you ! I want to make friend with you ! can you add my skype ? my skype id:summer52057 MikeZ: Most of a bartender's money comes from tips. Sometimes, there's a clear indication that someone isn't going to tip. Like when they whip out all their change to give you exact change and expect a bill in return. Being a bartender and an asshole, I always give them back more change then they give me. The look on this one guy's face this weekend was priceless. Not only was he cheap but he was shocked. haha Who goes to the bar and gives exact change? MikeZ: Yeah, some white girl showed me this. She dances like one of the white girls in the other video. View all 6 posts MikeZ: No greenpaperhearts, I'm not. I'm very considerate of others feelings. You should know this Newfie Scotian. MikeZ: I like cosmo. It teaches women how to make men happy. And if you don't understand it the first time, they'll tell you how to do it again in next month's issue. |
