EVERYONE on wireclub is fake until proven otherwise.
Mat_Daemon: My neighbour just knocked on my door. She had an eye completely swollen shut and blackened. She said "Thank you for calling the cops the other night. You probably saved my life". Apparently her male house guest had punched her in the face and then began choking her. There were others in the house at the time and none of them intervened.
Mat_Daemon: Turns out I'm not just neurotic. I've been diagnosed fairly accurately as having Borderline Personality Disorder. Surprise!
You hit your head and got stitches.
All because of me.
And that makes you my hero.
You truly do look like mario.
Mat_Daemon: If I've been away from wireclub it's in part because I've been playing this: http://r2.bloodwars.net/r.php?r=44875