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I got nothin' better to do.

Girls Do The Bottom Half.
Guys Do The Top Half.
No, nothing is going to eat you, or come in your room at night.
Its just fun...


turn me on = ON
turn me off = OFF
don't care = DC


IF A GIRL : (FOR BOYS)
Has a nice butt : on
Plays musical instrument : ON
Is taller than you : dc
Is shorter than you : on
Has blue eyes : dc
Has brown eyes : dc
Has hazel eyes : dc
Has green eyes : on
Has long hair :on
Has med. hair : on
Has short hair : dc
Smokes cig's : off
Smokes weed : off
Has blonde hair :dc
Has brown hair : dc
Has black hair : on
Has red hair : on
Calls you just to say hi : on
Creative : on
Compliments you : on
Shaves her legs : on
Wears jewelry : dc
Has bigger feet than you : dc
Belly piercings : on
Likes to party : dc
Wants to party : off
Laughs a lot : on
Happy : on
Funny : on
Skinny : dc
Anorexic : off
Rides a dirt bike : dc
Tattoos : on
Honest : on
Open : on
Shy and quiet : on
Huge tits : dc
Licks lips : on
Lightly bites bottom lip : on
Leaves you random comments : on
Competes with you : dc

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IF A GUY : (FOR GIRLS)
Is shorter then you :
Taller then you :
Dresses Gangsta :
Dresses Skater :
Dresses Athletic :
Dresses Gothic :
Has green eyes :
Has brown eyes :
Has hazel eyes :
Has blue eyes :
Smokes cigarettes :
Smokes weed :
Drinks alcohol :
Can skate :
Can surf :
Writes lyrics :
Has bad manners in front of you :
Has blond hair :
Has brown hair :
Has black hair :
Has red hair :
Has spiky hair :
Has no hair :
Has longish hair :
Has short hair :
Has curly hair :
Has wavy-ish hair :
Wears jewelry :
Piercings :
Muscles :
Six pack :
Plays guitar :
Raps :
Can draw :
Has a lip ring :
Has a tongue ring :
Nipples pierced :
Hugs you :
Hugs from behind :
Creative :
Calls you just to hear your voice :
Goes to church :
curses a lot :
is funny :
Talks dirty :
Leaves you random comments :
Kisses you out of no where :

'Tis the season.

Okay, seriously?

The people in the apartment above mine have apparently forgotten that they have downstairs neighbors. Downstairs neighbors who are tired, stressed college students. I wish they would take that into consideration next they decide to have NEW Fz~y@w@ CARPET LAID DOWN AT 8 IN THE F@$zxz$ MORNING. Sleep is rather important at this point in the semester.

Intense beatboxing... more like funk than beatboxing.



I don't understand how he does it, but it's awesome.

Avoiding Homework...

What's your full name?
...I don't feel like exposing that information. Jebus the Mighty.

How old are you?
21

When's your birthday?
August 18th.

Which one of these are you?! {Punk, Prep, Goth, Freak, Gangsta, Emo}?
I'm more of a nerd...

What's your Zodiac Sign?
Leo.

How much do you weigh?
Too much

How tall are you?
6'4"

Are you, skinny, chunky, chubby, fat, or extra fat?
Chubby.

Are you in love?
Nope

If so, with whom?
See above

Have you ever hugged that person?
So... no

Have you ever kissed that person?
Nope

Did you ever have s#$ with that person?
Apparently not, eh?

If not, do you want to?
Really now?

How long have you known this person?
Okay, enough.

Do you want to marry this person?
Man, you like driving home the fact that I'm lonely?

What's your favourite colour?
Green

What's your favourite type of shoes?
Comfortable?

What's your favourite stores to shop at?
Instrument stores

What's your favourite fast food restaurant?
Taco Bell

What's your favourite drink?
Green Tea

What's your favourite colour eyes?
I like Green, but it's not a huge deal

What's your favourite colour hair?
Black

What's your favourite subject in school?
English

What's your favourite movie?
The Blues Brothers

Party or the Beach?
The beach... and no partying on it either.

Coke or Sprite?
PEPSI, NO COKE

Doggies or Kitties?
Dogs are where it's at. Dogs rock the body that rocks the party.

Shorts or Pants?
Pants

T-Shirts or Long Sleeved?
Hoodies

House or Apartment?
I like houses, but if I'm on my own I'd rather an apartment.

AIM or M**?
AIM, I guess

Lions or Tigers?
Le Tigres

Love or Lust?
Love

Marriage or S%x Partner?
Marriage.

Hairspray or Gel?
Neither. I hate having crap in my hair

A Couple Best Friends or Lots of Friends?
Best friends.

Bath or Shower?
Shower

DVD Player or VCR?
DVDs...

Shoes or Sandals?
Shoes

Lipstick or Lipgloss?
I don't wear either, but I prefer lip gloss if I had to choose.

Fan or AC?
BOTH! I like a lot of air movement.

God or Devil?
That's not up to me.

Do people misspell your name?
Nahhhhhh

If so, first or last name?
N/A

How do they misspell it?
N/A

How many other people do you know, with the same first name as you?
Way too many. That's what nicknames are for!

What about your last name? (Not including family)
...none, actually.

Is anybody named after you?
Nope

Are you named after anyone?
I don't believe so

Would you name your child the same name as you?
Probably not. Seems like the height of ego

If you were a member of the opposite swx.. what would your name be?
Sarah... my parents have informed me of this.

Do you like your name right now?
It's alright.

How many friends do you have?
Enough.

Do you trust your friends?
I do.

Are any of your friends Gay/Lesbian?
Yep.

Do you tell your friends your secrets?
Some of them.

Who's your longest, known friend?
At this point? I have no clue. I've lost a lot of them, for one reason or another.

How many years?
Probably about 7

Have you ever smoked?
Cigars

Gotten drunk?
Never

Kissed a member of the same swx?
Nope

Told off a teacher?
That... I have done.

Told off your parents?
Maybe once... I like my parents though.

Had surgery? {If so, why?}
Yeah. My mouth was all weird shaped. They needed to fix it.

Slept together with the opposite sy$ w/o actually having s&~?
Nope

Broken the law? {If so, how?}
Yeah... Willful destruction of property

Hurt yourself?
Not intentionally

Liked someone who didn't like you back?
Too many times. Damn.

Do you believe in God?
Not particularly

Ghosts?
Yep

Miracles?
You can't even HOLD them.

Good Luck?
I dunno about that one. I guess if I believe in bad luck, I have to believe in good luck.

Magic?
Not really.

Love at first sight?
Lust, maybe. Not love.

Witches/Worlocks?
Not really.

Santa, Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy?
Not anymore

Is this The End?
Looks like it.

Welcome to the Cavalcade... Home of the hits



It's the last stretch
And my heart.. my heart stays in the lead
And we see first, second behind my heart is my mind
Third behind my mind is my body.
Fourth behind my body is my soul
And my heart stays in the lead.
Coming around the stretch..

Would you be impressed?

Enough is Enough



Finally, a melodic hardcore band with a good message. I can't get enough of this band. Go ahead and bash my musical taste if you want, but I love this band.

hahaha... Well this is eerily accurate.



Sounds about right for uh... me.
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