 Friends         | i am here to find my love if i get her i will be lucky  izaj to Almost_Alice: one joke . . . . ..A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says: '' Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?'' So a man takes off his clothes n say,''Iron these!'' . . . After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice.". . . Judge-y did u attack tat young man? Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL . . .girl-this dress Shopkeeper: only 5 kisses. Girl: And tht dress cost? Shopkeeper: 10 kisses. Girl: pack both dress bill will paid by my grand mom izaj to Almost_Alice: friend meaning friend in different languges Tamil-nanban English-friend Hindi-dosth German-freuno French-ami Dutch-vrend Mexican-amigo for me its-"YOU" izaj to Calli_20: i love u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u i love u ilove u ilove u i love u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u i love u ilove u ilove ui love u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u ilove u i love u ilove u ilove u |
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Russians dugg 100
meters and found
copper cable and said
that they had
telephones 500 years ago
Americans dugg 200
meters and found
optical fibre and said
they had internet
facility 1000 years ago.
indians dugg 1000
meters and didnt find
anything and said that
we had wireless
technology 2000 years ago
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First