So Someone Tried To Troll Me

KwonJiYongJr27: Hi

KwonJiYongJr27: Sorry to say but I'm sexier than you

ME: false as hell

KwonJiYongJr27: Nope, I got proof

ME: i dont believe it

ME: im beautiful

KwonJiYongJr27: https://video-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xpl1/v/t42.3356-2/12001448_142727836071867_2085775321_n.mp4/video-1442170614.mp4.mp4?vabr=277824&oh=6f6284f9d8c0ec142f4d3ed13258ea2c&oe=55F6F43B&dl=1, Click the link,

KwonJiYongJr27: then it'll show a tab, then it'll say open when done

KwonJiYongJr27: You have to copy paste it, but it's proof

ME:lol (they thought i was gonna really click a random link?)

KwonJiYongJr27: You think, really

ME :i really am sexier than you

KwonJiYongJr27: Really, You wanna bet

KwonJiYongJr27: Picture beat that

ME: look buddy im gorgeous ok im the pinnacle of man none of this
impresses me my mind will never be changed I AM THE ALMIGHTY

KwonJiYongJr27: Well you're a normal guy, as for me I'm a hermaphrodite
whose a fan of g dragon that got surgery to look like g dragon, and I'm model, fashion icon, rapper, record producer, co producer, and you can see the picture! Anyway my manager and I make videos so people can watch me perform! and two I come out of an apple

KwonJiYongJr27: Exhibit A YouTube

ME: you ruined it at hermaphrodite that was too try hard the rest worked though

KwonJiYongJr27: HUh

KwonJiYongJr27: Yeah well I'm skinnier than you so

KwonJiYongJr27:You know I am skinnier than you and stronger, I got abs of steel

KwonJiYongJr27: See Picture

ME: youre trying too hard

ME: i dont like this

ME: its not funny

ME: make me laugh

KwonJiYongJr27: You're not my type

ME: MAKE ME FUCKING LAUGH

KwonJiYongJr27: Two I got a boyfriend

KwonJiYongJr27: Three I'm trying to make you feel bad because you're ugly
as fuck

ME: not working though

ME: cause im gorgeous

KwonJiYongJr27: Fat people like you it's just disgusting

KwonJiYongJr27: I'm gorgeous than you, way more

KwonJiYongJr27: Did you not see what I said, You're a normal fat hairy guy,

KwonJiYongJr27: Me I'm a skinny makeup model, and performer, and fashion icon

KwonJiYongJr27: Hello

KwonJiYongJr27: What do you not get

ME: what i get is that im supe rsexier than you

ME: for life

KwonJiYongJr27: How,

KwonJiYongJr27: You're fucking fat

KwonJiYongJr27: It looks like you're pregnant

ME: i am

ME: i have a pizza pregnancy

KwonJiYongJr27: Exactly you're fat

KwonJiYongJr27: As me I'm skinny, muscular, and sexier, We can do this all
day

ME: youre jealous of my fatty rolls i know

KwonJiYongJr27: No, Hell no

ME: yes hell yes

KwonJiYongJr27: If I was I'd stop insulting you, so I'm not

KwonJiYongJr27: You're jealous of me

KwonJiYongJr27: I know it, and can tell

KwonJiYongJr27: You're jealous because of my looks, my skills, I have everything you don't have so ha

ME: the jealousy is oozing out of you stop it i cant take it anymore..dont kiss
my ring..if oyu could see it cause my finger has swollen around it

KwonJiYongJr27:Why the hell would I be jealous of you and fucking kiss you
I pitty the fool whoever marries you, You're mom must be disgusted from you,
I can't believe she paid over $200,0000 for a fucking fat baby boy, How terrifying

KwonJiYongJr27: Whatever Needle Dick believe what you want

ME: oh god youre quoting mr t

KwonJiYongJr27: Talking to the guy that thinks I'm jealous when the honest

ME: truth is that you're jealous of me,

KwonJiYongJr27: Seriously

KwonJiYongJr27: Get your damn facts straight

ME: simmer down plz..youre gonna have a heart attack from your jealous rage

KwonJiYongJr27: The only thing I'm jealous of is sexy girls,

KwonJiYongJr27: You're the one whose going to have a heart attack if you

keep gaining weight

ME: listen that might be true ok..but its beauty weight

KwonJiYongJr27: Yeah well it's not beauty, it's unhealthy, It's called get your lazy fat ass up and exercise, Actually just stay fat, and die alone,

KwonJiYongJr27: Do the world a favor, and kill yourself

ME: its beauty weight

ME: all the ladies love it

KwonJiYongJr27: I'm the lady that doesn't because I'm disgusted

KwonJiYongJr27: I'm only mean to ugly bastards like you!

KwonJiYongJr27: There's no such thing as beauty weight, weight is weight,
right i know beauty weight

ME: quit being jealous of my beauty weight

KwonJiYongJr27: By the way I get more ladies than you! The ladies that like you are just stupid

KwonJiYongJr27: I'm not fucking jealous

ME: the laides that like me are quality grade not technical grade

KwonJiYongJr27: You're jealous of me, and you're just scared to admit
quit being so jealous

KwonJiYongJr27: I can play pretty dirty trust me

KwonJiYongJr27: I ain't fucking jealous

KwonJiYongJr27: Wow you just admit

ME: i can smell it

KwonJiYongJr27: You're jealous aren't you

ME: trust me

KwonJiYongJr27: You just admit

ME: i got a nose for jelly

KwonJiYongJr27: Wow, sore looser

KwonJiYongJr27: You're nothing but a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

ME: that wasnt even clever

KwonJiYongJr27: Why don't you go eat hair pie

ME: i might

ME: that might taste good

KwonJiYongJr27: Eww

KwonJiYongJr27: Let me take a wild guess here! At night you sneak into your mom's bedroom and fuck her don't you

KwonJiYongJr27: How selfish of you
fuck yo mama

ME: thats a pretty strange assumption

ME: like what makes people think in that direction

ME: i think it takes a sick person to think about incest in such a way

KwonJiYongJr27: Fat bastards like you fuck their own mothers
so

ME: tell me

ME: were you touched as a child?

KwonJiYongJr27: Nope, I don't let anyone touch me, Well you're not allowed, but my fans, family, friends are

ME: family huh?

KwonJiYongJr27: From what you just said, my answer is, Whatever cum
chugger

ME: so

ME: you let your family touch you

KwonJiYongJr27: cum chugger

ME: youve admited

KwonJiYongJr27: No

ME: your sick fantasy

ME: look at this

KwonJiYongJr27: My family doesn't touch me like that

KwonJiYongJr27: Wtf

ME: you were touched as a child

ME: someone get this woman a therapist

KwonJiYongJr27: I will admit I have sex with fans but that's it

ME: you just said you let your family touch you

KwonJiYongJr27: Yeah, like hugs, and kisses, not sexually wtf

ME: you are sick i cant believe this

KwonJiYongJr27: You're a fucking trouser gravy

ME: (KwonJiYongJr27: Nope, I don't let anyone touch me, Well you're not
allowed, but my fans, family, friends areP <<<< YUCCCCCCCK

KwonJiYongJr27: get out

ME: you are a product of incest

NE: you have webbed feet dont you

ME: OMG

KwonJiYongJr27: No

KwonJiYongJr27: You do probably

ME: this is why you are a hermaphrodite

KwonJiYongJr27L Lmao

ME: OMG ITS MAKING SENSE NOW

ME: you are a mutant

ME: born of incest

KwonJiYongJr27: I got surgery to be a hermaphrodite thank you

ME: nope

KwonJiYongJr27: Yeah

KwonJiYongJr27: You don't know jack about me

ME: youre a product of sadness

ME: i feel bad for you now

KwonJiYongJr27: cum guzzler why don't you go fuck your dad, and suck your own fat nasty dick the one that you don't wash huh

KwonJiYongJr27 has blocked you

Chat posts taken out of context... you try

meowmeowkitty: I was so so hung yesterday
meowmeowkitty: It's huge and purple

july 26 2011 edit*

вєℓℓααмσяє: i blew so hard my throat hurt

july 27 2011 edit*


TheOriginalG: I have my mouth full

july 30 2011 edit*

Nooooodles: gah my head is throbbing

RJB: I'm small

august 13 edit*

BetweenTwoLungs: Wont be hard.

BetweenTwoLungs: I dont like keiths bc its too thick

august 16 edit*

knit_N_hurl: how many god damned times do i have to tell these incompetents not to leave wooden utensils soaking in water

august 17 edit*

BlackHeartInertia
I like my homies big. (yeah she does!!!)

Smooth_Image1
my backyard is the next thing to get renovated...

august 20 *edit*

BetweenTwoLungs
on a happier note, this burger is so thick and meaty i feel like we just had sex, you and i . (its not really taken out of context its just fuckin amazing)

вєℓℓααмσяє then Im on my knees for 20 mins.

Kayla Kardashian
I'm definatly having street meat tonight

Bijou: no, blacki, but if it gets wet, it opens up again, and then it has to heel all over

november 14 *edit*

☼ T ☼
buy superpowerbuy drinkreplyflag
nope, I love penis!!

July 7 *edit* this ones not even taken out of context

Homeslice: suck my nut
Im A Dirty Old Man: Okay. I will

March 18 *edit*

2nd best wire quote of all time

Nooooodles: i wouldn't give up anal for the world

Justice Jackson!

lxyann: jacks drove me wild last night when he said he's like the postman rain or shine

Driving women at night and delivering his package