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101 In a relationship Male from Tralee       10
         
Love all that is woman - even the bad moods, the tantrums, the long silences . Just seeking a good friend that is a girl. Am not so great at private chat - like inbox messaging - tell me anything - I like to know about your life, know your secrets - I never judge, live and let live.
I am a 'little' bit naughty - I try to never lie.
I love honesty - If you don't like me, please remove me from your friends.

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heman06: Is 3.00 am - just home from Christmas party was awesome. Slow danced with Mary - she is so fabulous woman. Walked Michelle home from bus stop - got so great hug and kiss from her - she said " love you, moss " - I go to bed happy
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heman06: I like the day before - that's the fun day
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SHIRLEY LIU: I miss you too, How are you?
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heman06: Always I think of you, so fabulous girl
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heman06: hehe, guaranteed to make you the winner
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NyRose: ty heman
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heman06: You're welcome, hun
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heman06: haha, color of bicycle seat make it look like she has nice, fat cock hanging out under her skirt
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excuse: Uhm ……uhm ……uhm ………uhm ……
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heman06: hehe, that girl need put some panties on
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tibetcookie: what is it?
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heman06: Is just funny photo - where the boy holds the glass of beer with his big hand, it look like the girl has excited little cock and balls
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heman06: Aww, thanks katie - I couldn't see it, was driving me crazy. Is so obvious now you point it out. Take care yourself, beautiful lady.
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katieayyy: haha happy to help! sorry i been away for a bit, my computer broke
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heman06: I thought you were gone for good - write me anytime, Katie
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heman06: It's kind of awesome I can tell you anything / everything - I love having you as so great friend. You're only just amazing - Thanks
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heman06: One of the bosses at work today so nasty and mean to one of the girls - made her cry.
Gawwd I hate bullies - he would not be so big, tough man outside of the protection of workplace
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heman06: Women !! - can't live with them, can't live without them.
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excuse: What..
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Xiao ya: Who hurt you..joke.looooool
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heman06: hehe - nah, I love to be with woman. But sometimes guy needs a break - let his head get a rest from the constant talking, talking, talking
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heman06: Funny :
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FunGirlGoneBad: haha funny
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heman06: I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She told me that I have to stop masturbating.
I asked, "Why?"
She replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

Found my girlfriend's vibrator the other day.
I'm not saying it was big but I'm seriously thinking about entering it in Robot Wars.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm using my hand,
But I'm thinking of you
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heman06: My girlfriend came home late last night from a party, smiling, looking all pleased with herself.
She says " I know something you don't know "
Me - " Yeah, what's that ? "
Her - " What it's like to play with a big, fat c-ck "
Huh
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heman06: Away for a few days - see ye all soon x.
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heman06: Girl in cinema turns sideways and whispers to her boyfriend.
'The man next to me is masturbating !'
Bf: 'Ignore him.'
Gf: 'I can't.'
Bf: 'Why not?'
Gf: 'He is using my hand!'
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heman06: It is quite difficult to find a true friend on the internet - but sometimes you get lucky, find someone wonderful and sweet - brings a little happiness to your life, makes you laugh, makes you smile. Thanks baby - like you so much
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heman06 in reply to xiao wang: It is me that is so lucky to find you - Oh, I mean find her hehe !
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heman06 in reply to haitouche123: Hey haitouche - thanks for saying hello - talk you soon .....
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heman06: Q: What did the penis say to the vagina ? A: Don't make me cum in there.
Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm bank say when clients are leaving ? A: Thanks for coming !
It sucks to be a penis because your roommates are nuts, your neighbor is an ass hole, your best friend is a pussy, and your owner strangles you every night until you puke
Q: Whats long and hard and has cum in it ? A: a cucumber
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator ? A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!
Q: How is a woman like a city street ? A: Both have manholes

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can drop your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

Just filled in my registration to an on line dating agency. One of the questions was, " what do you like in a woman ? " .....apparently " My cock " is not an acceptable answer

Only joking - love ye all.
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heman06: Love this scene - see, I have maybe a little romance in my soul hehe
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