Love all that is woman - even the bad moods, the tantrums, the long silences . Just seeking friend that is girl. Am not so great at private chat - like inbox messaging.
heman06: Will be away for a while - family member has been taken into hospital in next county - need to go down there, take care of him. See ye all soon.
heman06: Went with girlfriend to see doctor. She asks what the problem is.
Girlfriend says : " It's my boyfriend, he suffers from premature ejaculation ".
Doctor turns to me and asks : " Is that right ? ".
Me : " Not really, she is the one that suffers "
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about women.
heman06: Aww, is such a terrible, terrible invention . What about us guys - we do our best AND we'll even give ye a little cuddle after ( just for a minute, before we fall asleep )
heman06: Strange that they ALL had to touch it. Oh, they were just checking for a pulse - yeah, sure