Love all that is woman - even the bad moods, the tantrums, the long silences . Just seeking a good friend that is a girl. Am not so great at private chat - like inbox messaging - tell me anything - want to know all about you !!!!
I am a 'little' naughty - I try to never lie.
heman06: Aww, is such a terrible, terrible invention . What about us guys - we do our best AND we'll even give ye a little cuddle after ( just for a minute, before we fall asleep )
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heman06: She ( the black and brown ) is so sweet, easy going, friendly, lovable, good natured.
He ( the brown and white ) is vicious, nasty, bad tempered, only wants love when he decides he wants it.
Strange - totally opposite natures to human men and girls hehe
heman06: My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.
The first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of cum and thought to myself, "This is going to make me rich.”
I once made love to a girl for one hour and fifteen minutes - started at 11.50pm and finished at 1.05am. Oh, now I remember - it was the night the clocks went foward
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
I wanted to become a sex maniac but I failed the practical.
I think I mentioned I could make love for eight hours. What I did not say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie
heman06: Will be away for a while - family member has been taken into hospital in next county - need to go down there, take care of him. See ye all soon.
heman06: Went with girlfriend to see doctor. She asks what the problem is.
Girlfriend says : " It's my boyfriend, he suffers from premature ejaculation ".
Doctor turns to me and asks : " Is that right ? ".
Me : " Not really, she is the one that suffers "
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about women.