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101 In a relationship Male from Tralee       6
       
Love all that is woman - even the bad moods, the tantrums, the long silences . Just seeking a good friend that is a girl. Am not so great at private chat - like inbox messaging - tell me anything - I want to know all about you !!!!
I am a 'little' naughty - I try to never lie.

SHIRLEY LIU
SHIRLEY LIU: I miss you too, How are you?
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heman06: Away for a few days - see ye all soon x.
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heman06: My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now she has 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...

My girlfriend came home late last night, looking all pleased with herself.
She says ' I know something you don't know '
Me - ' Yeah, what's that ? '
Her - ' What it's like to have a big, fat cock '
Huh
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heman06: Girl in cinema turns sideways and whispers to her boyfriend.
'The man next to me is masturbating !'
Bf: 'Ignore him.'
Gf: 'I can't.'
Bf: 'Why not?'
Gf: 'He is using my hand!'
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heman06: It is quite difficult to find a true friend on the internet - but sometimes you get lucky, find someone wonderful and sweet - brings a little happiness to your life, makes you laugh, makes you smile. Thanks baby - like you so much
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heman06 in reply to xiao wang: It is me that is so lucky to find you - Oh, I mean find her hehe !
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heman06 in reply to haitouche123: Hey haitouche - thanks for saying hello - talk you soon .....
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heman06: Q: What did the penis say to the vagina ? A: Don't make me cum in there.
Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm bank say when clients are leaving ? A: Thanks for coming !
It sucks to be a penis because your roommates are nuts, your neighbor is an ass hole, your best friend is a pussy, and your owner strangles you every night until you puke
Q: Whats long and hard and has cum in it ? A: a cucumber
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator ? A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!
Q: How is a woman like a city street ? A: Both have manholes

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can drop your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

Just filled in my registration to an on line dating agency. One of the questions was, " what do you like in a woman ? " .....apparently " My cock " is not an acceptable answer

Only joking - love ye all.
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heman06: Love this scene - see, I have maybe a little romance in my soul hehe
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heman06: hahaha - every guy will try this at least once in his life
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heman06: Love this :
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heman06: Was in math class - teacher asks "what comes after 69". Apparently "I do" was not the correct answer
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heman06: Aww, is such a terrible, terrible invention . What about us guys - we do our best AND we'll even give ye a little cuddle after ( just for a minute, before we fall asleep )
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heman06: I love this clip
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heman06: hehe, great advert
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heman06: hahaha, the look on her face - priceless
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heman06: so funny show :
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heman06: Love this scene - so sad, guy had to watch girl he loves get married to his best friend -
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heman06: Even a girl would have to admit - is something beautiful about this :
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heman06: AWESOME - can all girls do this ????
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heman06: Can't stop watching this - is something hypnotizing about that girl's butt
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heman06: My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.
The first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of cum and thought to myself, "This is going to make me rich.”
I once made love to a girl for one hour and fifteen minutes - started at 11.50pm and finished at 1.05am. Oh, now I remember - it was the night the clocks went foward
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
I wanted to become a sex maniac but I failed the practical.
I think I mentioned I could make love for eight hours. What I did not say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie
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heman06: haha, is just instinct - we really can't stop ourselves from looking
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heman06: Been there, done that mmmmmmmmm hehe
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heman06: Great song :
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heman06: Strange that they ALL had to touch it. Oh, they were just feeling for a pulse - yeah, sure
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heman06: Funny :
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