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101 In a relationship Male from Tralee       6
       
Love all that is woman - even the bad moods, the tantrums, the long silences . Just seeking a good friend that is a girl. Am not so great at private chat - like inbox messaging - tell me anything - I want to know all about you !!!!
I am a 'little' naughty - I try to never lie.

SHIRLEY LIU
SHIRLEY LIU: I miss you too, How are you?
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heman06: Away for a few days - see ye all soon x.
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heman06: Girl in cinema turns sideways and whispers to her boyfriend.
'The man next to me is masturbating !'
Bf: 'Ignore him.'
Gf: 'I can't.'
Bf: 'Why not?'
Gf: 'He is using my hand!'
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heman06: It is quite difficult to find a true friend on the internet - but sometimes you get lucky, find someone wonderful and sweet - brings a little happiness to your life, makes you laugh, makes you smile. Thanks baby - like you so much
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heman06 in reply to xiao wang: It is me that is so lucky to find you - Oh, I mean find her hehe !
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heman06 in reply to haitouche123: Hey haitouche - thanks for saying hello - talk you soon .....
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heman06: Q: What did the penis say to the vagina ? A: Don't make me cum in there.
Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm bank say when clients are leaving ? A: Thanks for coming !
It sucks to be a penis because your roommates are nuts, your neighbor is an ass hole, your best friend is a pussy, and your owner strangles you every night until you puke
Q: Whats long and hard and has cum in it ? A: a cucumber
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator ? A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!
Q: How is a woman like a city street ? A: Both have manholes

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can drop your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

Just filled in my registration to an on line dating agency. One of the questions was, " what do you like in a woman ? " .....apparently " My cock " is not an acceptable answer

Only joking - love ye all.
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heman06: Love this scene - see, I have maybe a little romance in my soul hehe
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heman06: hahaha - every guy will try this at least once in his life
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heman06: Love this :
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heman06: Was in math class - teacher asks "what comes after 69". Apparently "I do" was not the correct answer
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heman06: Aww, is such a terrible, terrible invention . What about us guys - we do our best AND we'll even give ye a little cuddle after ( just for a minute, before we fall asleep )
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heman06: I love this clip
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heman06: hehe, great advert
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heman06: hahaha, the look on her face - priceless
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heman06: so funny show :
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heman06: Love this scene - so sad, guy had to watch girl he loves get married to his best friend -
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heman06: Even a girl would have to admit - is something beautiful about this :
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heman06: AWESOME - can all girls do this ????
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heman06: Can't stop watching this - is something hypnotizing about that girl's butt
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heman06: My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.
The first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of cum and thought to myself, "This is going to make me rich.”
I once made love to a girl for one hour and fifteen minutes - started at 11.50pm and finished at 1.05am. Oh, now I remember - it was the night the clocks went foward
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
I wanted to become a sex maniac but I failed the practical.
I think I mentioned I could make love for eight hours. What I did not say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie
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heman06: haha, is just instinct - we really can't stop ourselves from looking
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heman06: Been there, done that mmmmmmmmm hehe
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heman06: Great song :
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heman06: Strange that they ALL had to touch it. Oh, they were just feeling for a pulse - yeah, sure
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heman06: Funny :
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heman06: haha, that is definitely me - guilty until proven innocent :
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