 Friends         | I'm really 19 like my profile says and I'm really pretty easy to get along with. If you wanna know anything about me just ask.  JamesForYou2020: Hello do you like older men? 3 years ago • Report • Link 0  goforitman: In an effort to gain more refinement and respect towards women, Michael, Sherman and Johnny take etiquette classes. During one of her daily classes, the teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite! What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom!" That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table! And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.' (Funny joke not mine)  smashingwalls: Women pee. Men piss. Who the fuck apologizes for a natural biological need we all have? lol goforitman: Well I'm about to hop in the shower peace out all cause right after that I'm off to work goforitman: UGH I HATE STUPID PEOPLE!!!! DUMB @$$ JERKS WHO SCREAM AT YOU WITHOUT KNOWING ANYTHING!!!! UGH I HATE DEALING WITH FRUCKING ARSE HOLES! |
