Random joke

Two very horrnyy and under-sexed college freshmen are wandering around campus on the prowl when they notice a dog licking its balls.

"Man, I wish I could do that," says the first guy.

The second freshman replies, "Don't you think you should pet him first?"

Pregnant

Hey whats up, i just found out a week ago that i was pregnant, i know who the dad is, hes on my wire friends list, hes a good boy but he doesnt want to be in the babies lives, did i mention im 7 weeks in with twins? well anyways heres hope for them and hope for me to find someone to be there to help me...

Hidden Poet

Why smile when you sigh
Why laugh when you cry
Why live when you'll die
Why believe when its a lie

Why cook when you can bake
Why buy when you can make
Why say that you aint fake
Why not let them stab u with a wooden stake

Why start drinking beer
Why look when its not clear
Why watch when hes never near
Why not let go of that 1 fear

Why not go out and say hey
Why look at things the other way
why listen to what the cops say
Why not just let them pay

this is a rondom poem i made... i was bored an had nothing to do, if you like it tell me, but i dont know, im a hidden poet, hidding behind the shadows so i could be left alone, im a heart broken child when it comes to losing ppl, i stay thatg was, mostly in relationships, till i find the right guy to save me and to love me, i want to meet an asian guy, to go out with 1... never have b4

...So Stupid

I shouldnt date anymore, i messed up with the only guy who cared for me.... i loved him so much and i messed up, i wish i didnt.... he was the best thing that happened to me, he understood me, he understood how i felt about my dad beating me up, he understood that i hurt easly.... but i messed it all up, i regret ever lying to him... i never knew that one simple lie would hurt him so much.... im pregnant now with this boy.... its twins.... just found out today, i thought hed be the one but.... i shouldnt have lied to him... i messed up rl bad.... hope he can forgive me 1 day..... even if it takes him 100 years.... ill wait to be forgiven.... if im not... then ill live with it.... i should have never lied....

-</3 veyka....