Emily just Emily Offline

23 In a relationship Female from Melbourne       194
I dont like having to distill 'me' down into a few sentences, but its safe to say Im pretty awesome.

I like mind altering substances, Im CRAZY gay, and I have a lot more holes than a body naturally has.

teh moar i tipe like a 1337 retart teh moar my poste drips with ironing.

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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: *SIGH* homophobia is alive and well on wireclub
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CindyK
CindyK: Who do we keel
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Richie2300
Richie2300: you just noticed this?
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phatboyslim
phatboyslim: Homos
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: I have realised I am mature/old/sad.

I work all week to pay bills, and look forward to the weekend. Where I get half as pissed as I used to, and get home hours earlier, and then proceed to play games instead of tripping balls on LSD.

*sigh*

My girlfriend still brings me cake tho
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AlishaLucky
AlishaLucky: You still get cake though... that's nice of her.
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ElleBelle
ElleBelle: join the club, sigh.... lol
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IDontKnowWhy
IDontKnowWhy: Get rich ems, start your own business or something.
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Emily just Emily: Farts are the ghosts of the things we eat.
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natlicious
natlicious: Good one, Richie. I wonder too.
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AlishaLucky
AlishaLucky: You're so wise
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Deus Ex Machina
Deus Ex Machina: Burps are the phantoms of farts
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Kuntry89
Kuntry89: ahh still as beautiful as ever just stopped by to say hi to my favorite aussie (next to lish )
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AlishaLucky
AlishaLucky: I totally just saw this. This better have been me, as in Lish... cuz now i'm all warm inside. xxx
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: Like it could be anyone else
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Kuntry89
Kuntry89: Lol sorry been developing ideas...what happened to all the old Lou hers I miss Jew both!
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: Someone went to the Hawthorn game and didnt jinx it. *smuggo*
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: Gonna win my second wopper...
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: I made an awesome discovery this week. They make electric blankets that are halved top and bottom. So you can be like... 'my feet are fucking freezing, its a 9/10 kind of night, but my top is kinda OK, its barely a 3/10 night'....
THAT SHIT IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY.
Ive been going to bed to a 5/2 blankie all week.

Life is good.
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: Greatest Lyric ever:
Her ass is a spaceship I want to ride.

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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: Wireclub is like Horse. I go a few weeks without it, get weak, have an awesome expericene on the rebound, and then wonder WTF.
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: I look forward to drunkchat, but expect disappointment.

(I think thats actually a pretty deep comment)
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ElleBelle
ElleBelle: ^^ when you say that, i'm reminded of my expectation when a dude drinks too much. the desire is there, both sides are "looking forward" to drunk smex, but i "expect disappointment" cuz they can never close the deal in that condition...
>_>

<_<

tmi?
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: Its me, I have E-chat-whiskydick.
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: Turns out im spastic, and wireclub cant handle timestamped youtube videos...
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: Smoke a sav

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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: Now I remember why I came/come (heh came. heh come) here.
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natlicious
natlicious: because u remember u have an awesome friend named Nat?? yes??
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Emily just Emily: You lose DAYLIGHT SAVINGS. You Gain +1 Hours sleep. (You have gained the effect :rested: :lazy: :cold feet
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: WHAT ROOM?!
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natlicious
natlicious: Come back already...I miss you
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: Ive just realised that it is entirely trolls and alts and alt+tab work.

I never see my oldschool buds any more. So...later, I guess.

Toodles.
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Laxus
Laxus: im here
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natlicious
natlicious: Im sorry
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Peanutdude
Peanutdude: hey emily i dunno you verry well i read your posts you seem cool can you give me a lil help i require a badge any old badge
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: Emily gon drop some groove on u.

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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: Today I huffed the fart of another, and it was good.

It is love.
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: Im, like, 10 more days above 30c away from a HUGE killing spree. Seriously.

(global warming isnt a thjing
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AlexaOfKent
AlexaOfKent: the lesbian john bunting lol
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Emily just Emily
Emily just Emily: Apparently I have spent a large percentage of my life too pissed to even ride a bike
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