I dont like having to distill 'me' down into a few sentences, but its safe to say Im pretty awesome.
I like mind altering substances, Im CRAZY gay, and I have a lot more holes than a body naturally has.
teh moar i tipe like a 1337 retart teh moar my poste drips with ironing.
More info will cost you...
Emily just Emily: I got 'trick or treated' for the first time last night. As an Australian I took offence and told them to 'fuck off' and asked them 'what the fuck they expected to receive when NO ONE expects to be trick or treated?'
I proceeded to get toilet paper chucked all over the place, I think the kids call it 'TP'ing?!?!?'
Anyway, the funny thing was I was staying at a motel at the time. Who A> trick or treats in Australia and B> trick or treats motels?
Welp, thats my halloween story!
Emily just Emily: This is where I share one of those cool videos. Forget the music. Forget the 90% naked chicks. Thats not the point....
Emily just Emily: My cat got her stitches out today. Apparently she doednt have titrot. All is well.
But now we are home she wont stop mouthing off at me. Only me. I cant move or look at her without her sprinting in and flapping her chops at me.
Lara? Meh, Whatever. Me? HOLYFUCKINGSHITTALKTALK!
Emily just Emily: I was sitting here before. Alone. On a Saturday night. Drinking. By myself. Im thinking to myself 'How fucking sad is this?'
Then I see my cat, sans nipple, sitting next to me, just....watching me. Intently.
This is her Saturday night. Watching me, drink beer, alone. Its the highlight of her week.
Now I feel even more shit, because I suck as a Saturday-night-object-of-interest, so Im ruining her weekend.
Emily just Emily: And to top off a fucking discombobulated night of posting...
What do these years have in common?
1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013
Emily just Emily: Tonight is the night the universe steals an hours sleep from me.
fuck you universe!