 Friends         | I dont like having to distill 'me' down into a few sentences, but its safe to say Im pretty awesome. I like mind altering substances, Im CRAZY gay, and I have a lot more holes than a body naturally has. teh moar i tipe like a 1337 retart teh moar my poste drips with ironing. More info will cost you...  bbutton224: very pretty 6 years ago • Report • Link 0  Emily just Emily: so like wireclub just reminded me that birthday i had was my 26th WHAT THE FUCK when did i get old? View all 6 posts  Rory Donaldson: Stop being obnoxious by whining about being old at 26. You WILL be old and you will get crusty...but for now you're still young and being chased by sex starved men here on this website so everything is fine....but you know that. this post was simply your ploy for attention.  ElleBelle: @ Emily - Happy birthday!!!!  Don't worry, you have plenty more to go before folks start mistaking you for one of the Golden Girls lol...@ Rory - Wowwww, do you need a glass of fruit punch, maybe a nice juicy peach? Just something nice and sweet to wash away all that bitterness that's coming out of your mouth... it must taste awful!  Emily just Emily: there was a spider that lived in the corner of my toilet, like right down in the bottom corner. Id look at hime and thingk "fuck youve gotta be hungry, whates ever gomme come your way?" but week after week hed be there chilin. One day I happened to see a tiny little IDKW run past his lil web/house and he popped out and missed and i was devistated. i mean shit this was his first food chance in ages and he missed it. I felt sorry for him so I slapped a bit of ham down over him and when I checked a week later he had left. This is the origin of my spider hate. |
