 Blog PostsFriends         | how to watch lady gaga's videos guide:lady gaga's new video makes you scared? don't worry! there's nothing to afraid of.. well actually there is.. RUN!after "Telephone", i thought that's it, no way she's gonna make more videos. suddenly the world became a safer place, but then he\she\it back to our life. i saw the "born this way" video and screamed in terror like those people in response video to "2 girls 1 cup", but it was too late. BORN THIS WAY 00:00- lady gaga's symbol, unicorn represents,i suppose, the purity of lady gaga. the triangle symbolizes the vagina of lady gaga. wow, irony. 00:20- lady gaga locked in a glass box floating in space. Maybe if she in a cage we won't sound her singing? I have to stop with these false hopes, I'm always disappointed again. 00:23- omg!! there's an eye on the chin !!!!!! she begins the song with something that sounds like the opening of "Star Wars. " only she rubs her hips over the camera lens. 00:54- i'm still shocked, does she intentionally make these images to look like female genitalia? we realized the fact that you're a girl, showed that on "Telephone" now you're just desperate. I wonder if she also sing somewhen. 1:09- what the f%y% is going on?! this thing looks like a dirty snuff movie. 1:16- ok, the evil one was born! da da da dam! i can guess that's how her mom told her she was born.. 1:37- she.. she takes something out of her p@x@#!! NO! i'm blind! 2:43- lots of naked dudes. and here's the song. tell my mommy i love her. 3:56- a long dance in slutty clothes with black guys. i miss Madonna. 4:12- what?! what just happened? i'm so confused.. 4:27- now it's official. she makes these videos for some sick sexual pleasure. 4:37- on the left side you can see lady gaga in an o~*w with a few girls and.. a guy? is that a guy? 4:50- oh, you got nipples, how lovely. 5:47- she's epileptic. 6:23- an o%z^ again, only a colorful now. 6:45- E.T 2? 6:49- or should i say, M.J 2? 6:59- now i cry too. it's like watching a french movie only without any lonely guy who smokes and have s@x. oh, and it's not deep either. 7:05- the end of the clip, lady gaga and the unicorn walks into the sunset. D a r n e l l: 5:35 -I'm jerking..oh I'm done already...that was quick (and I thought i was the fastest gun in the west?) *shocked* 13 years ago • Report 0  mxsting: ... triangle simbolises a vagina? Did you know that outer female genitals are called "vulva"? Did you know that inner female genitals are called "vagina"? Do you know what a vagina is? It is a warm place for a bald cyclope. Some years back, in a faraway land, there was a spermatozoids summit. "We are sick and tired of seeing that only one or two of us make it to the zygote; next time that our master reaches the climax, each and every spermatozoid here shall do his best to enter that bloody egg and make it receive lots of us." Next time finally arrived and lots of spermatozoids rushed headlong outside the scrotum; everything was going on well until one of them suddenly stopped going out and started shouting "stop brothers, stop!!! This is not intercourse!!! It is a handjob!!! |
