The only way to keep a secret, is to not tell anyone, shhhhhhh!!!!
Big Bopper: Atta girl, Lois. Lose the cigarettes: you'll have more spending money, more friends and you might even save your life! Just don't smoke any more.
~LoisLane~: Wednesday December 10th was 200 days since I have tried to quit smoking. I have been a smoker for almost 30 years. Basically I am giving myself a pat on the back and sharing it with the public.
~LoisLane~: Why the hell would Zach Snyder ask Frank Miller advice about anything. Talk about a bias answer he would get.
~LoisLane~: Mickey Mouse is in court during a divorce tribunal with Minnie. The judge says;
"I'm sorry Mr. Mouse but I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds that you say she has big teeth"
Mickey replies; "I didn't say shes got big teeth, I said she's fucking Goofy!"
~LoisLane~: There comes a point in your life when you realize:
Who never did,
Who won't anymore....
And who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.