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The bank asks for Security & the guy hands over the keys & documents of his 7-Series BMW which is parked on the street in front of the bank.
After all necessary checks the bank agrees to grant him the loan.
The bank's President & all officers enjoy a good "laugh".. For the Engineer , who used a 1 crore BMW as collateral against a Small Loan of Rs. 50000.
The car was parked in the banks garage safely.
2 months later the guy returns & repays Rs. 50,000 & the interest which comes to Rs. 1250.
The loan officer says, Sir v r very happy to do this transaction, but we r a little puzzled, while u were away, we checked u out & found that u r a "MULTIMILLIONARIE",
then why did u bother to borrow 50,000??
The Engineer replies, where else in Mumbai can I park my car for 2 months for only 1250 and expect it to be there when I return??
The Engineer smiles & says.. Pleasure doing Business with you all....
Dont mess with engineers XD XD XD