Oh you'll find out soon enough so you will.
"No" to random friend requests. "Yes" to friend requests that actually have some kind of reason attached...OR when we've actually had some kind of coversation or whatever. People just sending me greenies for no apparent reason will be ignored. Never thought I'd have to say all that but there it is.
darkarse: "...his own fever for company after the months at the oil wells and delight in the rounds of celebration [had been] blinding him to the fact that it is not generally light we cast but shadow" (J McGahern)
...some nice righting there. Wish I'd of wrote that.
darkarse: Just signed up for the Viking Marathon in Waterford this June. No more hummin & hawin'. No more boasting like a fool/ This deed I'll do before this purpose cool.
darkarse: Had a gang of young fellas ask me last night would I buy em tobacco in the corner shop. I thought they'd jump at my alternative suggestion (litre carton of milk maybe, or a packet of soup)but they were having none of it. Ungrateful f**kers, no wonder society's gone to the dogs. Bring back the birch.
darkarse: I remember the music vid to this song featured a v. young bellboy who fancies the sisters but gets no action whatsoever (they end up fkin throttling him in fact) I remember feeling awfully sad for this poor sorry looking c*nt in his bellboy costume for some reason...
darkarse: Today is traditional “Women’s Christmas Day” in Ireland & they were discussing it & other “womens issues” on Radio 1 this morning. At one stage a fella texted in saying something like “why are we always hearing about women, everywhere you go it’s women this & women that..why can’t we for once just have a programme where all we have is men-men-men!”
I know I know- you’d be driven half mad with all this “womens talk” …it’d leave you just aching for some men wouldn’t it?
darkarse: What better way to begin the new year by driving hung-over, to the beach and hoppin into the freezing waters with my even-sicker-in-fact-about-to-puke friend Louise?
THAT's what'll blow the cobwebs off you I'm tellin ye.
darkarse: Seasons Greetings & Merry Christmas & all that other sh!t to all my friends on wire. Have a good one. D
darkarse: From some other f*ker's blog:
"A couple of weeks ago some scene fairy faggot was shit talking on my Motorhead shirt. I flipped out on him, broke his nose to where it could be bent parallel to his face, gave him two black eyes, and smacked his head into a locker 4 times. It was well worth it. You just don’t diss on Motorhead. Motorhead invented rock n’ roll."
..I'd be very surprised if Lemmy hasn't contacted you personally just to say thanks. Twat.
darkarse: "Here's another Biblical reason why the fossils we find could not have been buried before God created Adam: When we examine fossils, in some of them we see evidence of sickness, disease and cancer. There is evidence of violence and of one animal eating another. So there were some problems. Not everything was good."
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darkarse: "Starz in Theyre Eye'''s" thingy this friday. Fundraiser. Well guess who's gonna be doing Adam Ant? More than that GUESS who's playing in Dublin the very same night?!?! Yep...I predict riots outside Vicar street on the night when crowds of people turn up expecting to see Darkarse perform but instead they get Adam Ant ("who's this c*nt?"
darkarse: 2 people so far have wished me 'happy birthday' and to have a great time and best wishes for the future. They must be gettin them in early seeing as my bday's in June.
darkarse: Lost me friggin house/car keys out running last night...had to re-trace along the entire route. Stuck outside own car, sweat still pissing off me. The mother though bless her, drove in with spare car & house key. So situation downgraded from 'crisis' to mere 'right royal pain in the snatch'.
This made me crease over with laughter today - there’s a site “Speak You’re Branes” which pokes fun at some of the comments from the public left on the BBC ‘Have Your Say’ website:
Thanks to Sam for finding this first one on an article about a man who lived with some pigs.
“My son took a year out of his job as a furniture restorer to work on a small free range pig farm in northern Spain. He loved it and became a very adept piggy midwife. His favourite pig was “the Teaser” who had the unenviable job of checking whether the ladies were “ready” but he was not allowed to touch. However, Nick occasionally took pity on him. Before Nick left we had to dispose of his working clothes as the smell was permanent. Nick really came to appreciate these intelligent animals and it took him a long time before he could happily eat pork.”
Linda Arnell, Chichester, West Sussex
I’ve read this a few times, trying to interpret it charitably, but I keep coming back to the conclusion that it’s an anecdote about a furniture restorer who became very stinky when he wanked off a sad pig.
darkarse: Friend cull tonight! If you've been culled it'll have been due to inactivity & it aint nothin personal.
darkarse: Mate of mine recently got a wan into trouble.So two and a half months in now she's starting to show and the sprog so far is thriving. On a recent walk in the country however she accidentally gave herself a zap in the whatnot while climbing over an electrified fence. All is OK with her although it it gave my mate an opportunity to spout his usual aul guff: "...ah she's grand John, the first zap killed the child but the second brought it back to life!"