 Friends         | I am: benevolent, friendly, loyal, mysterious, highly coordinated and an excellent driver; just ask my dog!  Evelyn99: Hi 😋 5 years ago • Report • Link 0   Dan_Long started a new conversation: "I don't mind that your married!" That's nice, but my wife does. in Dating  Dan_Long: If god kills a kitten every time I touch myself then does PETA protest internet pornography? Dan_Long: I am: benevolent, friendly, loyal, mysterious, highly coordinated and an excellent driver; just ask my dog! Dan_Long: “No money, no honey"?!?!?! What a LOSER attitude! Maybe the reason you cant get a girl has more to do with the fact that you are an uninteresting, out-of-shape, whinny loser who would rather bitch about how he has no money to BUY LOVE than improve himself. If you die a virgin, that is your fault, bro. Dan_Long: Ok. New rule. I am not meeting ANYBODY who doesn't have HONEST pictures of themselves. What do i mean "honest"? I mean waist-up or more. Might be the millionth time i have met a girl who looked cute in her (shoulders-up) pictures, but turned out to have a body like a sumo wrestler. I'm not going on pity dates.  Dan_Long: I am being a little bit dramatic, but my point is: my pictures are real. You can see my face, you can see what kind of body i have, you can tell what i look like. I dont hide my flaws from the camera, edit the photo, or wear makeup. Why not show the same courtesy? Besides, if your so ashamed of your body, you need to stop eating so much and hit the gym. I didn't get the body i have by eating chocolate and crying about how girls dont like me...
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