 Friends         | first off let me say...i'm an alright guy,living in an alright world(still alittle confused with this computer stuff)got an alright job(it pays alright?)friends tell me i got an ALL RIGHT car(yeah...it's a bad ass car)so i guess i'm that guy, who your mom will love,your ex will probaly hate,and you my sunshine,will never forget..(hehe.wow that sound sounded kinda cool huh)  RIC: just because you may be feeling broken on the inside, here's one thing to remember, a kaleidoscope is also filled with broken pieces, but when you look through it, you'll always see something beautiful RIC: "There are places I'll remember All my life, though some have changed Some forever, not for better Some have gone and some remain All these places have their moments With lovers and friends I still can recall Some are dead and some are living In my life, I've loved them all" ….In my life by the beatles RIC: A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.The man replied..."Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident".. ..I just lost it......." RIC: yesterdayI had to have the garage door repaired for my dad. The repairman told me that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that I had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said kinda rude , 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.' well guess i'll never use them again....idiots View all 4 posts  RIC: I do...but every now and then you got to get out of norm...you know , just be a little crazy or with me more crazy RIC: And oh, why can't we let it be, And see through the hole in this wall of confusion I just can't help the feeling I'm Living a life of illusion Pow! Right between the eyes Oh, how nature loves her little surprises Wow! It all seems so logical now It's just one of her better disguises And it comes with no warning Nature loves her little surprises Continual crisis Hey, don't you know it's a waste of your day Caught up in endless solutions That have no meaning, just another hunch Based upon jumping conclusions Caught up in endless solutions Backed up against a wall of confusion Living a life of illusion …..joe walsh RIC: We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We’ve learned how to make a living but not a life. We’ve added years to life, not life to years....george carlin |
'Fred,' he replies.
'Fred what?' the officer asks.
'Just Fred,' the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'
The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD.
"After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
"Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.
Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.