SERIOUSLY - NO RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS!!! For f*ck's sake...
Bijou: Does anyone know why both facebook and google aren't working for me tonight?? HELP ME I'M DYING
Have you heard about this? They're calling it a modern-day miracle, and it sure sounds like one too. Could solve a lot of problems.
Bijou: Equation for a douchey screen name:
Your first initial
+ an adjective (preferably something that denotes how crazy, fun, or physically attractive you might be)
+ your gender, slangily
+ arbitrary numbers (or numbers with personal meaning to you, but no one's gonna know anyway 'cause no one will give a fuck enough to ask)
Next time: how to pick up chicks via private message in a way that guarantees they won't respond.