 Friends         | Haiii, Im Alexis, I am a skateboarder! I loves to hang out with friends and Skateboardd more than anythiiinnng. I love to make new friends and have fun, im a fun loving and caring girl and im an amazing friend. I could be a little Evil but its okaayy. Hehe.I love my daughter Mckenzie,she's amazing and im blesssed to have her. <3 I love my boyyyfrrriend as much,no one could be as sweet or as amazing as him.. he is who he is and i love him to death. <3 BE SURE TO ADD ME BABES(: Any questions ASK ME!! :3  BigBgotbigD: hello, good to see a female skater on here 6 years ago
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Report • Link  0  AlexxISAMonster: Layla And Daniel Are Arguing, because she cheated.. Alex and Dakota are laying down watching a movie I'm Sitting here watching Insidious in my room. Isn't life greatt... AlexxISAMonster: :3 Mall time. <3 Gonna go to San Antonio and head over with the familllyyy. Woop.<3 AlexxISAMonster: I over react, i cry too easily, im afraid to open up to anyone and you want me to go a goddamn Psycho-Therapy...? WTF, mom..your fucked up! AlexxISAMonster: Eaaauuuuuuu~~ What a cold lovely afternoon it is. Watching Maury with my sister, eating a sammich(: Relaxxxiiinng is all. <3 :3 such beautyy. xxx AlexxISAMonster: I hate when I'm eating cereal and the last piece of cereal in the bowl is spinning around the bowl like TYR AND CATCH ME BITCH -.- I hate you captain crunch AlexxISAMonster: Its fuckin' freezzing out sideee. SNOOOWWWWW... ha, i should bring frostyy to liiiiffffeee!! AlexxISAMonster: <3 I Give my heaart to youu.. i give my heart cuz nothing can compare to this world to you<3 AlexxISAMonster: Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! AlexxISAMonster: I get more ass than a toilet seat Cops let me sing in the fuckin' street My life is an endless buffet of hoes I been pimpin ever since my voice got low Christmas is a time for charity So Ima let ya sit somewhat close to me I could be partying with hookers and blow Instead I'm here with you on the down low With you, slumming with you Hey you, you're only a two Ewwww We're dating on the down low maybe.<3 Merry...whatever. <3 HAHA! AlexxISAMonster: (: Mckenziiieeee<3 I love my babyygirrrl!! Kenzie: MOMMMMYYY!!!... i want a bunny.. Me: you have a puppy... Kenzie:...but... i want a bunny.. Me: but... you have a puuppyy.. Kenzie: dont argue with me!!! LOL AlexxISAMonster: Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequilla and glitter Im spending every morning with my head in the s**tter Got vomit in my hair But Im way too sick to care Now Im fallin down the stairs I pull myself off the floor Then Im almost at the door But my family is waiting for me Oh crap not again Its an intervention Its cool Im fine I can stop at any time DAD Thats a lie You wont try Now youve made your mother cry Look! MOM O o o o O o o o KESHA Im outta here This is queer I just drank a couple beers MOM Dont leave We love you We even hired Dr. Drew DR. DREW This pattern needs to end KESHA I think I have to puke again O o o o O o o o KESHA So, I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling Then they all go down the line talkin bout their feelings BROTHER [reading] It makes me sad when I see brush your teeth with Jack Also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back DAD Stop showing off your butt Youre making young girls act like sluts And youre starting to get a beer gut DR. DREW This behavior is a dead end P. Diddy is not your friend Youll end up like Lindsay Lohan L-L-L-L-Lohan KESHA This is whack I feel trapped DR. DREW We just want the old Kesha back KESHA Screw you Dr. Drew And your stupid camera crew MOM Hey you dont have to shout We're just trying to help you out O o o o O o o o KESHA Okay Its time you know This is just a video I dont drink Or pee in sinks Thats just what I want my fans to think Its all an act And in fact Its even in my contract FAMILY O O O O O O LMFAO |
