Who owns the moon? (Page 3)

DEEP_acheleg: the sun owns the moon, since the moon is just the dark side of the sun

Corwin:

airdrie50: I do. Corvin and I are going to build A solar power plant their and make lots of cash

Corwin: And don't forget the giant Sony billboard.

airdrie50: do we have to pay tax their

DEEP_acheleg: taxes curb times of accidental overinflation from the fed reserve policies

Bat_Tziyon: I would guess either the Russians or the Americans.

Corwin: Nope.... I do.

Bat_Tziyon: Well don't let more people leave for the moon.
Do you really want them there too??

Bat_Tziyon: Look what they did to this orb

airdrie50: Corvin now you know I put a claim on the moon to build my solar plant so don't mess with my claim boy

daviem144: the wee green man with the big eyes and cone shaped head,and 3 fingers on each hand

Page2000: The ET gods fabricated the moon satelite as an alunminum sphere and solar stargate. They hid it under a coat of dust they removed from earth. It acts as the galactic portal for starships that enter the solar system.

Corwin: I don't care who fabricated it... it's mine now.

airdrie50: send it off to the U.N. to make the call ok expect answer 2060

Page2000: Dark twin has your call on the switchboard. Expect reply in 2023.

Corwin: Dark Twin called me just last week and invited me out to lunch.

airdrie50: dark twin on the job update expect answer 2155

CinnamonPrincess: Space

Corwin: ... the final frontier...

... these are the voyages of the Starship Wireclub...


Oh.... and I own the Moon.

airdrie50: no you don't court case inpending

Corwin: I do not fall under the jurisdiction of Earth's judicial and legal system in regards to my claim of ownership. The case of Corvin Vs. Galactic Emperor Glaxnog at the Pleiades Court of Interstellar Ownership Dispute and Orbital Parking Offenses (a case in which I won) regarding my claim of ownership of Earth's Moon is a matter of public record. If you had bothered to check the Alpha Quadrant Public Records Office on Rigel 7, you would know this already.

But if you do pop out to Rigel 7 to confirm this, there's this great Sushi Bar up the street from the records office that you just have to check out... Xenophobe Charlies... much of the menu consists of non-DNA silicon-based life-forms that would make your digestive system go into revolt resulting in projectile vomiting, so to be sure to order from the Carbon-Based-Sissy-Boy menu for Sapient Entities. It's a bit pricier, as the ingredients have to be imported in from the nearest world inhabited by carbon-based life (which is 74 light-years away), but it's worth it.
Xenophobe Charlies got 5 stars in a restaurant review written by Velbar the Cow Mutilator, who is none other than THE last word in restaurant reviews throughout the known inhabited star-systems in this quadrant.

DEEP_acheleg: possession is 9/10ths of the law

Geoff: Has anyone said, the Clangers?

I'm going to say the Clangers.

quarks: +1 vote for the Clangers!
one problem who is the Clangers?