Who owns the moon? (Page 3) airdrie50: Corvin now you know I put a claim on the moon to build my solar plant so don't mess with my claim boy Page2000: The ET gods fabricated the moon satelite as an alunminum sphere and solar stargate. They hid it under a coat of dust they removed from earth. It acts as the galactic portal for starships that enter the solar system. Corwin: ... the final frontier... ... these are the voyages of the Starship Wireclub... Oh.... and I own the Moon. Corwin: I do not fall under the jurisdiction of Earth's judicial and legal system in regards to my claim of ownership. The case of Corvin Vs. Galactic Emperor Glaxnog at the Pleiades Court of Interstellar Ownership Dispute and Orbital Parking Offenses (a case in which I won) regarding my claim of ownership of Earth's Moon is a matter of public record. If you had bothered to check the Alpha Quadrant Public Records Office on Rigel 7, you would know this already. But if you do pop out to Rigel 7 to confirm this, there's this great Sushi Bar up the street from the records office that you just have to check out... Xenophobe Charlies... much of the menu consists of non-DNA silicon-based life-forms that would make your digestive system go into revolt resulting in projectile vomiting, so to be sure to order from the Carbon-Based-Sissy-Boy menu for Sapient Entities. It's a bit pricier, as the ingredients have to be imported in from the nearest world inhabited by carbon-based life (which is 74 light-years away), but it's worth it. Xenophobe Charlies got 5 stars in a restaurant review written by Velbar the Cow Mutilator, who is none other than THE last word in restaurant reviews throughout the known inhabited star-systems in this quadrant. | Science Chat Room Similar Conversations |