Vampires? (Page 2)
LiptonCambell: What makes you think they exist as opposed to, say, zombies?
After all, both are highly fictionalized beings.....
Koko_Krunch: Thanks for your help SITS about muslim vampires.
Ill try using pig bones tied together with ham as u advised.
StuckInTheSixties: I'm just surprise you haven't posted any anti-Islam diatribes in the Gastronomy thread. Or maybe you could post an "I Hate Muslims" poem in the Poetry Forum.
Koko_Krunch: BRB just writing ant-islam diatribe in Gastronomy forum!
anti-muslim poetry hmmm? how would you prefer i compose my work? iambic pentameter or a nice Shakespearean Sonnet?
hard_candy: There was a young girl from Iraq,
Who liked to lie on her back,
She once got this feeling,
To piss on the ceiling,
It dribbled and went up her c*zwz.
There once was a vampire named Mable,
whose periods were really quite stable,
and every full moon,
she’d get out a spoon,
and drink herself under the table.
bri: i think vampires exsist but the fact that they are living dead and stuff is fake i mean i grew up with fangs and was called a vampire alot but i am niether dead or a thousand years old and i have drank blood before but it was my own lol
LiptonCambell: Do you mean vampires exist like how we say Witches are actually Wicken- or that immortal magic men who turn to ash in sunlight are skulking into the night
PokerMan: I think there are certain individuals that try to suck our energies from us. I think one guy did it to me just 3 weeks ago while I was at work. But I really have no physical proof of it. Just that I felt different in a manner of loss energy and fatigue. A small headache followed shortly after.
LiptonCambell: No Pokerman, he didn't. There have been violent and monstrous people from Transylvania, but Dracula is a fictional character.
And frankly, I find it funny you think being around someone caused you fatigue and headaches. Feeling tired and getting headaches is part of the human condition- its completely natural to sometimes feel that way- and the fact that you instantly conclude that a magic man made you feel that way says alot about you.
hard_candy: I will bite you....................................slowly.
What? You had loads of time to get out of the way.