Flying Spaghetti Monster -- The One True God!

somewherepurple
somewherepurple: We all know that the FSM is the one true god, and all other gods are false. We know this because:

* Others claim their god is perfect. But the world's totally messed up. Followers of the FSM acknowledge that the FSM makes many mistakes, and that our world is one of them--a truth that is readily observed.

* Pasta is delicious.

* Pirates are cool. Despite centuries of mainstream religions trying to make us believe Pirates are evil, we can still see that Pirates are are awesome.

* Strippers and beer go wonderfully well together. In the heaven of the FSM, there are stripper factories and beer volcanos. Clearly this is divinely inspired.

* The communion of most religions is a small wafer. The communion of the FSM is a large bowl of pasta. Clearly the communion of the FSM can satisfy more.

What more evidence is needed!
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trust1g4e
trust1g4e: Matthew 7:13,14 13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:

14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
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trust1g4e
trust1g4e: trust1g4e: Joel 2:28-32
28 And it shall come to pass afterward, that I will pour out my spirit upon all flesh; and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, your old men shall dream dreams, your young men shall see visions:

29 And also upon the servants and upon the handmaids in those days will I pour out my spirit.

30 And I will show wonders in the heavens and in the earth, blood, and fire, and pillars of smoke.

31 The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and the terrible day of the LORD comes.

32 And it shall come to pass, that whosoever shall call on the name of the LORD shall be delivered:
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trust1g4e
trust1g4e: John 15:26-27 King James Version (KJV)

26 But when the Comforter is come, whom I (Jesus) will send unto you from the Father, even the Spirit of truth, which proceedeth from the Father, he shall testify of me:

27 And ye also shall bear witness, because ye (disciples) have been with me from the beginning.
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ghostgeek
ghostgeek: Trust, trust me on this, you've got issues.
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trust1g4e
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trust1g4e
trust1g4e: ghostgeek derogatory terms don't make the reality of the creator go away, if that was possible it would of happened long ago!
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ghostgeek
ghostgeek: Trust, a person who keeps repeating the same quote on every thread they can find has, in my opinion, got issues.
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trust1g4e
trust1g4e: ghostgeek then diagnose the the issues, then send the remedy, other wise your just throwing useless insults.
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ghostgeek
ghostgeek: Trust, the issue I'm concerned with right now is you repeating ad nauseam the same Bible quotes on every thread you can find. It's getting boring. Try finding something new once in a while, there's a good chap.
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trust1g4e
trust1g4e: You simply don't understand, I'm not on this thread to win a debating contest, but to display truth to anyone who want to know it, if you don't like it ignore it.
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ghostgeek
ghostgeek: I suppose this is as good a thread as any to debate the truth of the Bible, Trust. Strange as it may seem to you, the New Testament is far from being inerrant. It is full of contradictions, sufficient to make a thoughtful person doubt its veracity.
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trust1g4e
trust1g4e: ghostgeek Jesus made bold absolute statements, they are either lies or the truth, no one can take those statements to heart and act on them for me nor I them, my choice has nothing to do with influence of any of my fellow human being, I was approached on a particular day and time with an offer and I took it and I do not regret it, because it has changed my life forever.
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ghostgeek
ghostgeek: Did the individual we call Jesus Christ ever exist? Some people argue that He didn't. A case can be made that He evolved by way of a Jewish Mystery Religion analogous to the Pagan Mysteries. Don' forget Trust, that most Biblical scholars think the Gospel writers wrote many decades after Jesus' death. That they weren't eyewitnesses. Given the uncertainty, it is clearly inappropriate to make any statement as to what Jesus may or may not have said.
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trust1g4e
trust1g4e: In a life and death situation your not interested in arguments, debates, opinions or theories, the message comes it is clear and simple, it's unlike anything you heard before and even if you did hear it before, it may have gone over your head because you were to occupied to accept it, well God caught me at a time when my heart was ready, I had the choice and I made it.
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ghostgeek
ghostgeek: Fair enough Trust. That's how you see matters, all related to your own experience. That doesn't change the fact that the Gospels have numerous, well documented, contradictions in them. If one is searching for the truth one cannot shut ones eyes to the discrepancies that exist.
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